free to a good home.
Just watching some bullshit TV.
This lady holds up a orthodontal retainer and say's, "Do you know what this is? This is the opposite of sex." I had to crack the fuck up because retainers are gross as hell and rediculously dorky. I had one. It sucked bug fat balls.
One night in high school before I left to go on a date, my mother asked me why I didn't have my retainer in. I was like, "please.." and she basically explained that she had shelled out a shit ton of money for me to have pretty teeth and that I had better not be wasting her cash by neglecting my follow-up retention of previous braces-work. She fucking knew that the second my car pulled away that mother-fucker was leaving my mouth. I realize know that maybe as a parent it is fun to sternly push the uninforcible because teenagers are so goddamned dramatic.
Well guess what mom, I took out that fucking retainer and my new high school girlfriend and I dry-humped for hours. Now I need money to get my wisdom tooth out because it is sideways and making my pretty teeth crooked. Is that cool, moms?
This lady holds up a orthodontal retainer and say's, "Do you know what this is? This is the opposite of sex." I had to crack the fuck up because retainers are gross as hell and rediculously dorky. I had one. It sucked bug fat balls.
One night in high school before I left to go on a date, my mother asked me why I didn't have my retainer in. I was like, "please.." and she basically explained that she had shelled out a shit ton of money for me to have pretty teeth and that I had better not be wasting her cash by neglecting my follow-up retention of previous braces-work. She fucking knew that the second my car pulled away that mother-fucker was leaving my mouth. I realize know that maybe as a parent it is fun to sternly push the uninforcible because teenagers are so goddamned dramatic.
Well guess what mom, I took out that fucking retainer and my new high school girlfriend and I dry-humped for hours. Now I need money to get my wisdom tooth out because it is sideways and making my pretty teeth crooked. Is that cool, moms?