the white man always called me indian squaw.
omg why are razor blades 20 dollars. seriously. i mean yeah i got the 8-pack but like...and they're mach 3 or whatever but like doesnt everyone in the whole world use one of those? what do the poor people do? i mean im not poor by a long shot but like i am fucking broke cause i had to buy razor blades today. and i have to shave to go to work. seriously, you've seen this scruff. seriously.
me, two hours after shaving.
so don't you think that my job should subsidize my razor blades? because come on...
both sides were against me since the day i was born.
but i can't run away from what i am.
speaking of which, coach's new shit for the fall is fucking fierce. seriously. there is this one collection though that kinda renaissance fair. meaning its all embellished with lacing and studs and they are in sun shapes and stuff.
see, LACING! just like this but fabulous and glamourous and worth about five hundred dollars. and of course at first im like, wow, look at that cleavage. that could be worth that much, and then i remembered that she's undoubtedly wearing some corseted thing and so those are just her boobs laid up on a shelf.
seriously though. LACING.
oh. and there's a monkey keyring.
me, two hours after shaving.
so don't you think that my job should subsidize my razor blades? because come on...
both sides were against me since the day i was born.
but i can't run away from what i am.
speaking of which, coach's new shit for the fall is fucking fierce. seriously. there is this one collection though that kinda renaissance fair. meaning its all embellished with lacing and studs and they are in sun shapes and stuff.
see, LACING! just like this but fabulous and glamourous and worth about five hundred dollars. and of course at first im like, wow, look at that cleavage. that could be worth that much, and then i remembered that she's undoubtedly wearing some corseted thing and so those are just her boobs laid up on a shelf.
seriously though. LACING.
oh. and there's a monkey keyring.