Best Friends v. Caitlin Foyt
BEST FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
CAITLIN FOYT: Would be sitting next to you reciting eachothers last words before Mother and Mamma Sue have their hands on us….
BEST FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
CAITLIN FOYT: Cry with you. And will even fart if it will make you giggle…and it always does.
BEST FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
CAITLIN FOYT: Keep youre sh*t so long they forget its your.
BEST FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
CAITLIN FOYT: Could write a book with direct quotes from you and a whole archive of incriminating pictures.
BEST FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing.
CAITLIN FOYT: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you, take you shopping, and tell white lies to make you feel better.
BEST FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
CAITLIN FOYT: Walk right in and say, Im home! Shut the Fuck Up Dan! YES THIS IS MY HOME! No…YOU GET THE HELL OUT!
BEST FRIENDS: Are just like the Clap…only around for a while.
CAITLIN FOYT: Just like Herpes…till you die!
BEST FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think youve had enough.
CAITLIN FOYT: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, B*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we dont waste!! And of corse- hold your hair back while you throw up.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
CAITLIN FOYT: Will knock them the f**k out!! And Destroy their car.