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[mrwhipple]

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> >>> a = snickle
> >>> b = doombah
> >>> c = goober
> >>> d = cheesey
> >>> e = crusty
> >>> f = greasy
> >>> g = dumbo
> >>> h = farcus
> >>> i = dorky
> >>> j = doofus
> >>> k = funky
> >>> l = boobie
> >>> m = sleezy
> >>> n = sloopy
> >>> o = fluffy
> >>> p = stinky
> >>> q = slimy
> >>> r = dorfus
> >>> s = snooty
> >>> t = tootsie
> >>> u = dipsy
> >>> v = sneezy
> >>> w = liver
> >>> x = skippy
> >>> y = dinky
> >>> z = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> >>> a = dippin
> >>> b = feather
> >>> c = giggle
> >>> d = burger
> >>> e = chicken
> >>> f = barffy
> >>> g = lizard
> >>> h = waffle
> >>> i = farkle
> >>> j = monkey
> >>> k = flippin
> >>> l = fricken
> >>> m = bubble
> >>> n = rhino
> >>> o = potty
> >>> p = hamster
> >>> q = buckle
> >>> r = gizzard
> >>> s = lickin
> >>> t = snickle
> >>> u = chuckle
> >>> v = pickle
> >>> w = hubble
> >>> x = dingle
> >>> y = gorilla
> >>> z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> >>> a = butt
> >>> b = boob
> >>> c = face
> >>> d = nose
> >>> e = hump
> >>> f = breath
> >>> g = pants
> >>> h = shorts
> >>> i = lips
> >>> j = honker
> >>> k = head
> >>> l = tush
> >>> m = chunks
> >>> n = dunkin
> >>> o = brains
> >>> p = biscuits
> >>> q = toes
> >>> r = doodle
> >>> s = fanny
> >>> t = sniffer
> >>> u = sprinkles
> >>> v = frack
> >>> w = squirt
> >>> x = humperdinck
> >>> y = hiney
> >>> z = juice