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Ways to Turn Down Men
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
i had some other funnny sayings but my mom closed them when she was lookin at the weather?!
ok this is really sad. . . mom said i could only bring 3 sets of clothes. . . :-/ im so upset. this is horrible y is it so hard 4 me 2 leave all these things behind when most ppl barely have n e thing?! i jus finished talkin 2 jonny about the hurrican n he makes me depressed cuz hes like we mite not have houses. Well . . .as we kno everything happens 4 a reason n mike is tellin me my future which requires me leaving the computer so . . . i hope that everyone stays safe n calm n dont worry ur friends like jonny does! ;-)
much love. . . peace n prayers
kate
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
i had some other funnny sayings but my mom closed them when she was lookin at the weather?!
ok this is really sad. . . mom said i could only bring 3 sets of clothes. . . :-/ im so upset. this is horrible y is it so hard 4 me 2 leave all these things behind when most ppl barely have n e thing?! i jus finished talkin 2 jonny about the hurrican n he makes me depressed cuz hes like we mite not have houses. Well . . .as we kno everything happens 4 a reason n mike is tellin me my future which requires me leaving the computer so . . . i hope that everyone stays safe n calm n dont worry ur friends like jonny does! ;-)
much love. . . peace n prayers
kate