Crazy day...
So, yeah, I woke up this morning, and as usual, the crowd waiting for my autograph was on my lawn. ::sigh:: I just can't seem to keep them away.
So, I ran to my phone, and made a call. Chuck Norris flew out of the air, along with Mr. T, and they blew away all of the people there.
Then, I went to go clean off my car, and was attacked by a bunch of ninjas. But, I pity the fool that attacks me, and I busted out some of my patented Steve skills, and that took care of them.
Work wasn't too bad, except for the call I got from the president... he needed me to save the world again... which I did, all before my lunch break.
I went to the deli at lunch, but the guy at the counter said he couldn't make me anything, due to the fact that I was too magnificent. I had to give him special permission to make me a sandwich.
As I was walking back to my job, those ninjas popped up again. As they got ready to attack, I said "Come on guys, I'm Steve!" And that did it, they ran away, awed and afraid to be in my presence.
Lots of traffic on my way home, but I just willed all the cars in front of me out of existence, and got home on time.
Man, it's tough being me....
So, I ran to my phone, and made a call. Chuck Norris flew out of the air, along with Mr. T, and they blew away all of the people there.
Then, I went to go clean off my car, and was attacked by a bunch of ninjas. But, I pity the fool that attacks me, and I busted out some of my patented Steve skills, and that took care of them.
Work wasn't too bad, except for the call I got from the president... he needed me to save the world again... which I did, all before my lunch break.
I went to the deli at lunch, but the guy at the counter said he couldn't make me anything, due to the fact that I was too magnificent. I had to give him special permission to make me a sandwich.
As I was walking back to my job, those ninjas popped up again. As they got ready to attack, I said "Come on guys, I'm Steve!" And that did it, they ran away, awed and afraid to be in my presence.
Lots of traffic on my way home, but I just willed all the cars in front of me out of existence, and got home on time.
Man, it's tough being me....