How long have I wanted to smack the crap out of that tired Moonlighting excuse to keep couples in perpetual UST? A LONG TIME, THAT'S HOW LONG. Thanks to
surreallis for posting this link to a post on NPR's pop culture blog - they talk about EXACTLY THIS.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2009/09/what_really_happened_to_moonli_1.html I would put sparkly flashing lights around it, but I'm hot and tired and blinky lights would require way too much energy.