More Star Wars Fic

[mrv3000]

I've written some more Star Wars fic, this time for The Mandalorian. There are now two fics that are part of a series: Jedi Adoption for Dummies. Series Summary: Force ghosts Obi-Wan and Anakin really want Din to adopt Grogu. Too bad they're going about it in the worst way possible. (Spoilers for Chapters 13 and 14.)

Title: Your Jedi is in Another Castle
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27826180
Category: Gen/Crack/Humor
Rating: General Audiences
Words: 1260

Ahsoka has a chat with Force ghosts Anakin and Obi-Wan at the end of Chapter 13: The Jedi.

"So was I mystical enough?" she called out.

The ghostly image of her former Master materialized, along with his smirk. "Oh yeah. Complete load of enigmatic bantha shit."

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Title: The Jedi is a Lie
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27941498
Category: Gen/Crack/Humor
Rating: General Audiences
Words: 1578

The continuing adventures of a couple of Force Ghosts who just want Din to be a dad.

"Hey Ezra!" Anakin shouted at the sky. "Now would have been a great time for a surprise-but-totally-predictable Jedi!"

Obi-Wan rubbed his forehead in spite of the fact that he no longer got headaches. It definitely seemed like he should be getting a headache.

Anakin paced around the stone with the Mandalorian. "Ezra could have appeared, all billowing cape and dramatic gaze. And given a really impressive speech too! 'Din Djarin. You have been deemed Worthy by the Force. This is mainly because you're convenient and available, but you're also a pretty decent guy in spite of some really weird Mandalorian beliefs. Although let's face it, all Mandalorian beliefs are weird.'" Anakin gestured towards the unaware man. "'For example, your helmet stance is...let’s go with 'quirky.' Anyway, enjoy having a child, won't you?'"