Yeah like for some reason Tumblr really ramps up the annoyance factor with EVERYTHING. I don't know why. Is it the lack of filters? Is it the fact that you have so little control over what is on your dashboard? Like, damn, things have annoyed me before in fandom but usually I could avoid them. ON TUMBLR NOWHERE IS SAFE.
In the spirit of this post, the ship that I can now not stand for even a fraction of a second and that makes me want to burn and salt the earth is, incredibly, ~David/Billie~. By which I do not mean (obviously) either David Tennant or Billie Piper as people or the actual friendship they have in reality, but rather the fact that every single post about EITHER OF THEM is inevitably going to surface on my dash accompanied by sonnets about how 5 seconds after this picture/gif/whatever happened THEY TOTALLY HAD SEX. SOOOOO MUCH SEX. ADULTERY AND SEX. IT'S "CANON". It makes me want to set myself on fire. AND IT CAN'T BE BLACK LISTED unless I want to blacklist both of them entirely and I don't want to do that. I JUST WANT TO NOT HAVE TO READ ABOUT THEIR IMAGINARY AFFAIR EVERY 5 SECONDS. Or see people justify it with "oh but I ship them with their spouses too (brb writing 50000 word fic about all the sex they had while filming the 50th despite their marriages and children and pregnant wives)"
I think it is the lack of filters and also no cuts! Well, there are cuts but no one uses them.
OMG DAVID/BILLIE. I hate when you're scrolling down some adorableness of DT and BP and you're all set to like and reblog and then BAM. RPF-ing. NO. I WANTED THE OPPOSITE OF THIS.
I KNOW RIGHT. Every photo is suspect! And even if I reblog a version that has no rpf there's a strong chance someone will reblog from me to add rpf. AHHHHhhHhHH WHY.
In the spirit of this post, the ship that I can now not stand for even a fraction of a second and that makes me want to burn and salt the earth is, incredibly, ~David/Billie~. By which I do not mean (obviously) either David Tennant or Billie Piper as people or the actual friendship they have in reality, but rather the fact that every single post about EITHER OF THEM is inevitably going to surface on my dash accompanied by sonnets about how 5 seconds after this picture/gif/whatever happened THEY TOTALLY HAD SEX. SOOOOO MUCH SEX. ADULTERY AND SEX. IT'S "CANON". It makes me want to set myself on fire. AND IT CAN'T BE BLACK LISTED unless I want to blacklist both of them entirely and I don't want to do that. I JUST WANT TO NOT HAVE TO READ ABOUT THEIR IMAGINARY AFFAIR EVERY 5 SECONDS. Or see people justify it with "oh but I ship them with their spouses too (brb writing 50000 word fic about all the sex they had while filming the 50th despite their marriages and children and pregnant wives)"
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OMG DAVID/BILLIE. I hate when you're scrolling down some adorableness of DT and BP and you're all set to like and reblog and then BAM. RPF-ing. NO. I WANTED THE OPPOSITE OF THIS.
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