There's a ring that will drive you crazy, which doesn't sound familiar at all.
Damon and Elena have been wrestling. Or something. Lots of pushing and pulling ("I want you!" "I don't want you!" etc.) and maybe this is vampire sex? I know I've pondered the functionality of vampire peen before, but now I'm wondering about viable sperm for some reason.
But maybe Damon is with someone else and Stefan is jealous because of it? New personal canon on vampires:
Over the decades Damon has picked up the piano. (And put it down again. BUH BUMP BUMP.) I bet they used to have sing-a-longs back before TV and radio!
I think Damon has been sleeping with everyone in Elena's family? Sort of like passing down a family heirloom, through the ages Damon has offered the use of his love stake. Which gets me back to wondering about viable sperm and if Damon might have gotten into the family tree somewhere. Maybe even multiple times? I mean, how do they know for sure???
There's a serial killer which just boggles me that they'd even notice. After the buzillion murders by vampires (and werewolves? swamp creatures?) you'd think yet another killer would't even be a thing. Pretty much if you're stupid enough to live in this town, you've got to expect you're not going to die of old age.
