West Syde
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I gave christinahash a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I put gum in mindlesslo's hair (-12 points). In April I put money in izzylzrd's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I bought porn for xprettysammyx (10 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-74 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mrtomhimself