Boy Mart
Boy-Mart
A store that sells boyfriends has just opened in Atlanta where a gay guy may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a guy goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The guy reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up he goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and dress well.
The guy remarks to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up he goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, dress well and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" he says "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, dress well, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the boy, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again he heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, dress well, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor he goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that faggots are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Boy-Mart and have a nice day!
A store that sells boyfriends has just opened in Atlanta where a gay guy may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a guy goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The guy reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up he goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and dress well.
The guy remarks to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up he goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, dress well and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" he says "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, dress well, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the boy, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again he heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, dress well, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor he goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that faggots are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Boy-Mart and have a nice day!