Funny ass quotes of the day

[mrt985]

-That is a sykeszy.....(Bryan on his definition on what was on the Jumbotron)

-Are you study encolmology...what is that...Encloymoddia.....
-you mean Encyclopedia?

-Dude Ive already blown in two guy's noses tonight...that's my limit

-Dude I owe you money
-for what
-A chicken sandwhich
-what Tom?
-Dude I dunno

-Beeeeelive it or not... Bobby's not at his phone..(rest of Bobby's asnwering machien)