For my 100th post, let's have some comedian!porn.
Pick the top 12 comedians whom you would shag no matter what. ( mrschucknoblet, you're to blame and you know it)
Jesus, this is going to be very difficult...
Frankie Boyle
He is hot as hell. He's such a bastard sometimes, but he goes from bastard to sex!god in 2 seconds. And the accent! *¬* He really has to be in the top of my shag list. I have to admit he really gives me the horn.
Dara Ó Briain
I'd marry him right now and my lovely f-list should now it by now!! I'd marry him right now so I could shag him evertime I'd want to. I wouldn't marry him just for that, but it would be a nice bonus.
Ed Byrne
He is hot. Not as hot as Frankie (I believe that's quite impossible), but he's pretty hot as well. Also, the scottish accent is unbeatable, but the irish accent is fucking hot too. I just love how crazy he is. It makes him hot. Am I overusing the word hot now?
Jimmy Carr
Yes, I'm overusing it but, he is DAMN HOT. He defines himself as "posh and a bit gay", but he has something... The rudeness and the movements he does sometimes... Argh! I can't explain what Jimmy does. But he does it in a sexy way for sure.
Russell Brand & Noel Fielding
What can I say. I got a crush on this two some time ago, and they're still there. I kind of forgot about them a bit, but then I watched St Trinians and I fucking squeed lie a mad girl everytime Russell appeared on screen. I absolutely LOVE their style. So rocker-chic. Dammit they are hot!!
Adam Hills
I'm changing a bit now... No one can doubt he is really handsome and good looking and sexy and all that, cos he really is. But it's the sweetness in him which makes me want to shag him. He is way too cute. <3
Well, alright, he also has his porn moments... ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW FOR THE WIN!
Rory Bremner
Again, another cutie. Well, he actually is 50/50. He is so cute I squee, but everytime a full body image of him is shown on telly or in a pic is like omfgheissohotlookathatbooty. Also, I have to admit to this: I'd love to shag him while he pretends to be George Bush. NO FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DON'T LIKE GEORGE BUSH. But for some bizarre reason I love Rory making impressions of him.
LookatthatwaistomfgandhisfacewhenheisdoingaBushimpressiongoddamn.
Mark Watson
Another sweetie... He's so cute, and so gawky... But there's something terribly sexy in his fake welsh accent. I love him dearly.
Alan Davies
What can I say. My first comedy crush! He's... Alan Davies. Nuff said.
Lee Mack
I can't be the only one who finds him terribly sexy. Can I? No I can't. Because he really is. And I love his nose. Oh he's really hot.
Andrew Maxwell
I stole the pic from mrschucknoblet because I think it's pretty self explanatory.
Stephen Fry
As all of you know, Stephen Fry is God. As some in my F-list may know, it's been only recently that I've started to look at him in a different way... Yes, I now think he's hot too. He was when he played Jeeves, and he is now. He really is. And quoting Russell Howard: It'd be like being shagged by Google. <3
And those who I would shag but who didn't make it to the list...
Russell Howard
Hugh Dennis
James Corden
Robert Webb
Hugh Laurie
Simon Amstell
Jon Richardson
Does David Cameron count as a comedian? He's a funny bloke...
Enjoy the sexiness!
Jesus, this is going to be very difficult...
Frankie Boyle
He is hot as hell. He's such a bastard sometimes, but he goes from bastard to sex!god in 2 seconds. And the accent! *¬* He really has to be in the top of my shag list. I have to admit he really gives me the horn.
Dara Ó Briain
I'd marry him right now and my lovely f-list should now it by now!! I'd marry him right now so I could shag him evertime I'd want to. I wouldn't marry him just for that, but it would be a nice bonus.
Ed Byrne
He is hot. Not as hot as Frankie (I believe that's quite impossible), but he's pretty hot as well. Also, the scottish accent is unbeatable, but the irish accent is fucking hot too. I just love how crazy he is. It makes him hot. Am I overusing the word hot now?
Jimmy Carr
Yes, I'm overusing it but, he is DAMN HOT. He defines himself as "posh and a bit gay", but he has something... The rudeness and the movements he does sometimes... Argh! I can't explain what Jimmy does. But he does it in a sexy way for sure.
Russell Brand & Noel Fielding
What can I say. I got a crush on this two some time ago, and they're still there. I kind of forgot about them a bit, but then I watched St Trinians and I fucking squeed lie a mad girl everytime Russell appeared on screen. I absolutely LOVE their style. So rocker-chic. Dammit they are hot!!
Adam Hills
I'm changing a bit now... No one can doubt he is really handsome and good looking and sexy and all that, cos he really is. But it's the sweetness in him which makes me want to shag him. He is way too cute. <3
Well, alright, he also has his porn moments... ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW FOR THE WIN!
Rory Bremner
Again, another cutie. Well, he actually is 50/50. He is so cute I squee, but everytime a full body image of him is shown on telly or in a pic is like omfgheissohotlookathatbooty. Also, I have to admit to this: I'd love to shag him while he pretends to be George Bush. NO FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DON'T LIKE GEORGE BUSH. But for some bizarre reason I love Rory making impressions of him.
LookatthatwaistomfgandhisfacewhenheisdoingaBushimpressiongoddamn.
Mark Watson
Another sweetie... He's so cute, and so gawky... But there's something terribly sexy in his fake welsh accent. I love him dearly.
Alan Davies
What can I say. My first comedy crush! He's... Alan Davies. Nuff said.
Lee Mack
I can't be the only one who finds him terribly sexy. Can I? No I can't. Because he really is. And I love his nose. Oh he's really hot.
Andrew Maxwell
I stole the pic from mrschucknoblet because I think it's pretty self explanatory.
Stephen Fry
As all of you know, Stephen Fry is God. As some in my F-list may know, it's been only recently that I've started to look at him in a different way... Yes, I now think he's hot too. He was when he played Jeeves, and he is now. He really is. And quoting Russell Howard: It'd be like being shagged by Google. <3
And those who I would shag but who didn't make it to the list...
Russell Howard
Hugh Dennis
James Corden
Robert Webb
Hugh Laurie
Simon Amstell
Jon Richardson
Does David Cameron count as a comedian? He's a funny bloke...
Enjoy the sexiness!