Such is my life
It's 2:15am as I write this.
I have approximately eight-thousand Chapsticks in this house. I know this for a fact, because I buy another one practically every time I go to the store.
Sometimes, I buy two or three.
If I could buy Chapsticks in bulk, I probably would.
However, at this moment, I cannot find ONE freaking Chapstick.
Not one.
I'm sure you all can appreciate that this is, indeed, a huge motherfuckin' tragedy.
(Note to sushirob: "tragedy" is another good word to use in conjunction with "motherfuckin'." Add this to the collection. Just sayin'.)
~sigh~
Hell with it. I'm going to sleep.