Date a Lesbian

Mar 13, 2007 16:06

10 Reasons to Date a Lesbian
I think she convinced me. Any lesbians here around?

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vanderhoog March 24 2007, 18:59:18 UTC
She didn't convince me one bit, from an ocean of bits. When she is a real lesbian she would never leave a message like this one.

Just imagine you gave 10 reasons why a man should date you. Ugh.

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mrstogoff March 24 2007, 21:21:00 UTC
so you think she is a fake lesbian? well, I don't know. I guess everything is possible.
on the other hand, if she is not a lesbian, why should she give us reasons to date lesbians? :-)

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vanderhoog March 24 2007, 22:40:43 UTC
A real lesbian, and that is what she claims she is, will not voluntarily enter a sexual relation with a man, and that is what she offers.

Why should she give us reasons to date lesbians?
It could well be the fantasy of a man. It must give a lot of satisfaction when you made up those reasons, published them on the internet and see them travel around the world.

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mrstogoff March 25 2007, 08:00:32 UTC
maybe.
or there is also such a thing as bisexuality, you know..

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vanderhoog March 25 2007, 09:24:56 UTC
Indeed there is but the writer emphasizes that she is not bi-sexual, as if being bi-sexual is something wrong. That’s curious and must be a clue to what’s really behind this.

The list is created by somebody who knows very well what a heterosexual man dreams about. That makes a heterosexual man the first candidate. The last candidate is a real lesbian. A real lesbian fantasizes about a hetero girl, who has enough of men, and gives ten reasons why a lesbian woman should date her.

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mrstogoff March 25 2007, 09:55:16 UTC
yeah, here I have to agree with you: this bisexuality denial is kind of strange.
although, it may indicate that there is something real person behind this post after all.
because, you know, when someone is making something up, he could try to make is sound more logical (especially if he is a man, as you suggest: man like logic.. :-).

since the list is full of stereotypes and common places, I don't think it really reveals anything deep about "heterosexual man dreams". so, in my opinion, it may be written by anybody intelligent enough.

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vanderhoog March 25 2007, 22:54:54 UTC
Things don’t add up. Why did this tall, blonde, fit, athletic, attractive lesbian, who look great in tall boots and a short skirt, give up on women? The explanation is “that the prospects are just not that bright headed into my 30’s”. The suggestion is that she is getting too old? Well, if she's already getting too old for the lesbian scene she is way too old for the hetero scene. Men go for young, we all know that, don’t we.

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mrstogoff March 26 2007, 08:43:26 UTC
some men go for young, some for old.. in my opinion, the majority are staying with women of about there age, maybe a bit younger.
anyway, your line of reasoning kind of reminds me the ultimate misanthropic formula for dating: "if this girl wants to date me, there must be something wrong with her" ;-)
BTW, how old are you?

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vanderhoog March 27 2007, 22:56:05 UTC
Just an advise: When a tall, blonde, fit, athletic, attractive girl, in tall boots and a short skirt, comes up to you and says she wants sex, better consider her real intentions.

Unless you are Brad Pitt of course :-)

I'm 16 years old.

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mrstogoff March 28 2007, 09:36:07 UTC
LOL.
then how dare you to give advices to a man twice older then you? :-)

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vanderhoog March 28 2007, 17:57:24 UTC
Because I studied Darwinism, that's why.

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mrstogoff March 28 2007, 20:00:34 UTC
:-) in school?

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vanderhoog March 28 2007, 22:39:09 UTC
:-) No.

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rafaga March 29 2007, 07:14:15 UTC
In PTU

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rafaga March 29 2007, 07:18:04 UTC
When a tall, blonde, fit, athletic, attractive girl, in tall boots and a short skirt, comes up to you and says she wants sex, better consider her real intentions.

Yes, it may be a guy, as Vladimir Vysotsky warned.

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