Westerosi Problems

[mrstater]

For those of you ASOIAF fans familiar with First World Problems, you'll likely get a laugh out of this spin-off forum: Westerosi ProblemsMy faves

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[anywhere_but_nj]

HEHE I love those!!

"My mother died and now there's no one to give me breast milk; what's a 6 year old to do?"

My favourite :D

I want to marry the nine year old daughter of my former liege lord, but no one knows where she is.

I like that one too.

And the stupid milk!!

[mrstater]

I want to marry the nine year old daughter of my former liege lord, but no one knows where she is.

Actually, I couldn't figure out who that one was about. I must be forgetting someone! It's not Arya, is it?

[roh_wyn]

I think it's a reference to Arya, and the fact that Bolton wants to marry her, no?

[mrstater]

Whoa. Roose Bolton? The one with the leeches whom she served as a page for a while? I must not have gotten there yet.

I ship Sansa with everyone, but that is one pairing I do not approve of, LOL. (Arya/Gendry FTW!)

[roh_wyn]

Hodor? Hodor! :)

I love that the ASOIAF fandom has a word that can be used for just about anything.

[mrstater]

Of all GRRM's catchphrases, that is the one I never get tired of. How can one word encompass any emotion? Hodor's the most emotive character in the books, lol.

[just_a_dram]

These are great. My favorites?

I'm a Frey.

This is the reason you can't be sorted as a Frey over at westerossorting. Who would want to be a Frey!?!

Some of my family are going missing...still, at least my pie is tasty.

Best part of ADWD!!!!

[mrstater]

Who would want to be a Frey!?!

Erm. I sort of like the Freys.

Some of my family are going missing...still, at least my pie is tasty.

Best part of ADWD!!!!

My curiosity is piqued!

[just_a_dram]

Erm. I sort of like the Freys.

You only think that, because you think they're sort of bad ass after the Red Wedding, no? Just wait. No one is capable in Westeros. Well...except for Jaime. There's no men like him. Only him. ;)

My curiosity is piqued!

Muwahaha! You're a careful reader, so you'll catch it, but I've seen people read ADWD and actually miss the awesomeness.

[roh_wyn]

You only think that, because you think they're sort of bad ass after the Red Wedding, no?

LOL. This made me laugh. Because you have to be pretty badass to piss all over the guest right, yes?

I mean, not even the Lannisters will go that far.

[fifmeister]

"This poultice is really itchy."

I feel stupid, but I can't figure this one out. Who/what is it referring to? (Unless it's something from ADWD, in which case, don't tell me!)

[mrstater]

It's Drogo! Remember, when Mirri Maz Duur asks why he removed the poultice, Dany says he couldn't stand it because it itched? Some tough khal. ;)