One-shot: I Wish I Could Have Gone To The Theatre Instead

Sep 03, 2011 13:16

AN…. So, the long awaited JunDa onsen smex.

For those who don’t know, this is a sequel to You Are Not Going To The Damn Theatre…. While Kame, Koki and Maru are busy with Dream Boys, What are JunDa getting up to? A Kinky onsen sex holiday as promised by Uepi (to a whiny Junno who wanted to act in the play) of course!

[Saturday 3rd Spetember, somewhere in Japan]

“Uepi you promised me a kinky onsen sex holiday but you didn’t tell me your parents would be tagging along too!!” Junno whined as the porter unloaded their luggage from the separate people-mover driven by the butler. Ueda Tatsuya’s mother packed like Paris Hilton so the pair’s luggage did not fit in the limousine at all.

“Shh!” Ueda placed an index finger to his pouty lips and licked at it seductively in as bid to loosen up the atmosphere, “And I did tell you Junno darling… The point of the whole trip is to get them to accept you as by lover 100%. Don’t pretend now you didn’t know!”

“This place looks and smells so new!” Junno complained some more, “It has no romantic feel to it at all!”

Ueda clamped a hand around Junno’s mouth when the porter shot them a disapproving glare. Thank God the elder Uedas had already gone in. Junno had been acting up completely out of character lately, Ueda had come to notice. While it was true the taller idol was prone to making inappropriate comments at inappropriate intervals, normally he would be bouncing off the walls yelling ‘SHINYYY!!!!!!!!”, not standing around with a sour face picking faults with the Ueda’s newly built private onsen resort in the mountains.

Maybe he’s over the Korean bands now….. hehe Shinee… WAIT!! Ueda mentally smacked himself for making bad puns.

He was getting so little of the normal Junno for the past week now that he had resorted to filling Junno’s character by himself. And when that bad habit gets to the bedroom or bathroom or wherever…  Ueda didn’t even want to think about it.

He needed the old Junno back. Fast.

“I did tell you my parents had planned this and taken time off business just to stay with us?” Ueda released Junno from his magically strong boxer grip, “They’ve finally accepted us and now you’re complaining they’re going to spoil the sex?”

“Tatsuya dear,” came papa Ueda’s exasperated voice, “we’ve got your room keys! And we’d appreciate it if you didn’t use that word here in public please…”

“Dad we own this place!” Ueda blushed, “… and what’s wrong with that word anyway? It’s just a part of everyday-

“Tatsuya!” mama Ueda didn’t sound impressed, “We didn’t bring you up to be a nymphomaniac! The four of us are here to bond and relax, not discuss the more vulgar aspects of your sexuality outside so just get to your room and have a nap okay honey?”

“I thought we’ve been over this conversation before Mom,” Ueda sighed, “me being gay has nothing to do with-

“Well the gay part I’m not so sure about,” Junno sniffed, and proceeded to take the rest of his own luggage out of the truck of his car.

“…What’s wrong with Taguchi-kun?” papa Ueda scratched his own head with a puzzled expression, “He’s normally more…. Normal.”

The kinky onsen sex didn’t happen.

At all.

Junno scooted away from him when they were in the onsen, he flinched when their hands met and he actually DREW BACK when Ueda pulled him in for a kiss.

“Argh what’s wrong with you Junno?!” the copper-haired man shook Junno by his shoulders.

“Nothing!” Junno looked decidedly offended, “And you’re hurting me!!!”

“Tatsuya dear, be nice with your boyfriend and don’t you dare get the water dirty!” came mama Ueda’s sing-song yet threatening voice from the onsen on the other side of a bamboo wall, “There’s protection in the small locker beside the biggest rock and be sure you use plenty of water-based lurication or Taguchi-kun’s going to be sore tomorrow-

“Mom he doesn’t even bottom!!” Ueda yelled excessively loudly, earning a fit of coughing from papa Ueda from the other side.

How did I come to raise such a child? Papa Ueda sighed deeply, Can’t he just be a dentist’s assistant like his sister?

“Exactly,” Junno huffed, “I’m the top. So if I don’t feel like sex, we’re not having sex.”

That comment shut down any possible conversation. Thoroughly PISSED OFF and confused, Ueda dragged his naked body out of the pool, not even trying to be seductive, and slammed the door when he got to their shared room.

When Junno finally couldn’t bear to stay in the hot spring for one more second, he returned to said room only to find a scribbled note stuck to a locked door.

‘FIND ANOTHER ROOM AND COME BACK WHEN YOU’RE OFF YOUR PERIOD’

A furious bout of knocking came on Junno’s door less than five minutes later.

“TAGUCHI JUNNOSUKE OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!” the boxer yelled, threatening to break through the expensive paper with his fists.

“How can I help you?” Junno cracked open the sliding door an inch with a sour look on his face, “I’m not off my period yet.”

Seeing Junno’s cute pouty expression, Ueda couldn’t help but think back to the first time the tall acrobat ever got annoyed at him - when he accidentally tripped over a cable and unplugged Junno’s World Of Warcraft marathon then deleting his high score. THAT was not funny.

Smiling lightly and reaching out with a hand to touch Junno’s face warmly, Ueda let his fingers dance across Junno’s puffed out cheeks. “My parents just left because our stock broker died of a heart attack just then… We’re alone now so can you tell me why you’re not happy?”

“I’m fine,” Junno couldn’t really bring himself to swat the slightly calloused hand away though, “I just wish I’d gone the damn theatre instead of coming here that’s all.”

“I’ve got strawberries,” Ueda threw down his ace card.

“….Come in then,” Junno eyed the small basket in Ueda’s other hand, “but I want the biggest ones.”

Chuckling Ueda remembered why he fell in love with JE’s biggest idiot. He can’t even pretend to harbour a grudge properly… always so innocent and purifying.

Both dressed in simple yukatas, the two idols looked each other in the eye for the first time all day.

“Let’s not stress okay?” Ueda took Junno’s hand, “Can we take a bath first?” He pointed to the small steaming pool outside Junno’s other door leading into a garden. Moonlight illuminated the water and a lone Japanese paper lantern glowed with a comfortable orange light in the corner, staining the bamboo leaves golden.

“Fine,” Junno sighed, and began to undress, untying his obi.

Not ogling at the sight became impossible. Especially as Junno’s long, lithe legs extended out to the pool, testing the water temperature before the man himself stepped into the warmth, sighing.

Following suite, Ueda made his way into the hot spring.

As soon as he was inside, the older man suddenly grabbed Junno’s closest hand and pulled himself on top of his lap, straddling him firmly.

“WHAT THE F-!” Junno barely had time to voice disapproval before Ueda sealed off his lips in a rough kiss. The pink tongue forced its way into his mouth when he lets out a gasp of shock and proceeded to ravish every corner of Junno’s cavern without mercy.

Letting go of Junno’s bruised lips to allow the younger man to breathe, Ueda wasted no time in grinding their naked lengths together until he heard a whimper from Junno underneath him, who was half-hard.

“Now,” Ueda rolled his hips again, “can you tell me why you’ve been depriving me of the sex on my kinky onsen sex holiday?”

”I- UUGH DO THAT AGAIN,” Junno spluttered, “I- aahh - you - prefer- ooh so good- girls don’t you?” He thrust back involuntarily into Ueda’s already throbbing erection.

Shocked, Ueda stopped his heavenly ministrations. “I WHAT?!”

“The stack of playboy magazines under the mattress at home,” Junno looked away, “are yours aren’t they? Am I not satisfying enough for you or do you want to be the insertive one? If that’s the case I can bottom if you want just don’t leave me!!!”

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!!!” Ueda collapsed on top of Junno limply, “THOSE AREN’T MINE!!! YOU’VE BEEN DOING THIS JEALOUSY THING FOR THAT?! Fuck imam kill Jin!!!”

“What’s this got to do with- OH MY GOD YOU’RE DOING JIN?!?!” Junno was on the verge of tears.

“NO!!!” Ueda sat bolt upright, “THOSE ARE HIS MAGAZINES!!! I’m just helping him hide them from Kame!!! He couldn’t bear to throw them out because the centrefold had signed it then he went to America and just left them at our place!!!”

“Huh?” was Junno’s only response.

“I’m sorry for not telling you about it Junno,” Ueda sheepishly apologized, “and making you insecure. But you’re supposed to know absolutely nothing else can turn me on more than you okay?”

The taller man blushed, letting out a moan as Ueda suddenly noticed their arousals and started the hip grinding again.

The water was way too hot.

Climbing out of the water and onto the balcony bit extending from Junno’s door, Ueda didn’t even bother to dry his naked body before dragging himself onto Junno’s tatami and collapsing onto the cool flooring.

Junno followed his lover, admiring the view from behind.

Upon him entering the room, Ueda shifted slightly so that he was on his elbows and knees, perfect ass in the air. Junno nearly choked on his own saliva at the sight.

“I could never leave you baka,” Ueda whispered huskily, “Now fuck me hard.”

The taller man swore if it weren’t for the shock, he would have come right there and then.

Also getting on his knees behind his lover, Junno, shaky with excitement, put a hand to Ueda’s twitching cock and tapped the slit lightly with his index finger, drawing a string of sticky precum.

“Aah Junno don’t tease!” Ueda practically begged, “In me! Now!”

“I’m not going to hurt you Uepi,” Junno ran his middle finger down the crack of Ueda’s butt and lightly stroked the pink entrance. Well, he couldn’t help but tease a bit. Just enough to make Ueda beg for it.

Instinctively, Ueda thrust back and opened his legs to give Junno further access. Junno however, just spread Ueda’s precum over the twitching hole and stubbornly refused to proceed.

“I don’t have lube in this room,” Junno didn’t have time to finish murmuring before Ueda grabbed his hand violently and shoved them in his mouth, coating them in a thick layer of saliva. He wasted no time in putting Junno’s hand back on his ass.

“You have lube now, so do it!” he moaned, “Start with two!”

Complying with a satisfied smile, Junno gave Ueda’s entrance a naughty lick before thrusting two fingers inside the tight heat, searching for the spot that would make the older man lose his mind.

“Oh God Junno so good- AAAHHH! MORE!!”

He found it on the first shot.

Quickly adding a third finger and thrusting out a few times, Junno withdrew his fingers, savouring Ueda’s wanting gasps. Spitting unceremoniously on his own hand and rubbing his aching cock a few times, he was just about to position himself when Ueda suddenly turned around.

“At least let me taste some first,” he licked his lips hungrily before swallowing Junno’s thick length in one go.

Junno’s world went blank. All he could feel was Ueda’s talented tongue pressing at his most sensitive spots, licking, sucking. The warm coil of pleasure snapped when his lover pulled up to just the crown and sucked like there was no tomorrow.

Junno came violently with a strangled scream and he buried himself up to the hilt in Ueda’s mouth, grabbing a fistful of coppery hair and coming down the older man’s throat.

A thin trail of semen flowed down Ueda’s chin as he let go of Junno’s spent cock with an obscene pop.

“Well that was fast,” he commented at a panting Junno, “change of plan then.”

Coaxing Junno into the same position he was in before, Ueda gently spread Junno’s cheeks and lapped up the tart flavour of Junno’s most intimate place. “You need to be punished for cockblocking us all day,” he thrust his tongue in.

When he entered the first saliva-coated finger, Junno moaned so deliciously he couldn’t control himself from putting in another one and scissoring the taller man.

Feeling a bit stretched, Junno gathered up some words finally. “Be gentle okay?”

He got a light spank as a reply, the stinging sensation only doubling his pleasure as Ueda found his prostate.

“Aahh Uepi please… I can’t stand this anymore… I want you so bad,” Junno moaned as now three fingers were sliding in and out of him at an excruciatingly slow pace. Getting hard again wasn’t very difficult considering what Ueda was doing.

In one swift movement Ueda buried himself to the hilt in Junno’s ass, balls slapping at his skin.

“AAAHHH TATSUYA!! Hah…” Junno could no longer contain his erotic, needy moans. “Move dammit!- Ohh…”

Junno’s moans and Ueda’s muffled grunts filled the night air as the pair continued at a furious pace. Thrusts turning jerky and breath shallow, Ueda felt them both nearing completion. Angling himself to hit Junno’s sweet spot every time, he reached for Junno’s twitching cock and began pumping it in time with his thrusting.

Neither of them could really last past that. Junno came first, spurting his second load of cum of the day onto the tatami and clenching deliciously on Ueda, who lost it and filled Junno with his seed.

Not even bothering to pull out of his boyfriend, Ueda let his knees give out and collapsed on top of Junno with a thud, pressing them both into the floor.

“I love you so much,” he sighed, “do you know that? Please never doubt my love for you again okay?”

“I know… but sometimes I can’t help but get jealous Uepi,” Junno replied from under him, “I’m sure I love you more though.”

“Impossible. That’s one game you’ll never win against me in,” Ueda stroked Junno’s hair, “Do you still wish you’d gone to the theatre?”

Junno shook his head in his sleep.

Ueda smiled with a warm glow and brushed away some loose bangs from Junno’s forehead. He took a moment to reflect on how lucky he was to have such a straightforward, happy-go-lucky piece of sexiness for a soulmate.

“Baka,” he whispered sweet nothings, “how could a stack of magazines ever begin to compare to you?”

[Backstage Dream Boys, Imperial Theatre, Tokyo]

“I CAN’T DO THIS!!!!” Maru stared at the ceiling wires one last time before freaking out.

“WE’VE BEEN PRACTISING FOR HOW LONG?!” Workaholic Kame shook him by the shoulders while Koki just stood, jaw on the ground.

“YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!!!” the rapper yelled, frightening the staff, “DON’T MAKE ME SUMON TAGUCHI AND HAVE HIM DEMONSTRATE LIKE THE TIME AT THE POOL!!! OR MY CONSORT UEDA LIKE THE TIME AT THE DOME!!!”

“But it’s still scary…” Maru uselessy argued back, “and even if you called them now they will never come.”

“Why?” Koki got out his cellphone.

“I was catching a ride with Ueda the other day and saw his calendar,” Maru explained, “Today was circled with pink glitter and written ‘Onsen with Junno… Note to self: go to pharmacy for supplies’. You and I both know what that means.”

Koki hesitated a bit, and put his phone back in his pocket, sighing. “Thanks for that Maru,” he shuddered, “I need a cold shower.”

A.N…… There ya go everyone who wanted this fic to be written. XD comments appreciated!

onsen, kat-tun, theatre, one-shot, fanfiction, fanfic, smex, junda

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