mrssniffy --
[noun]:
An immortal
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Poor Voldemort... he spent so much time at trying to achieve immortality and all he had to do was changing his nickname to mrssniffy.
*snort*
ETA: Because I simply couldn't resist it:
Lord Voldemort --
[noun]:
A human transformer (Robot in disguise)
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