Funny... I hope so...
This who knows me and my stories knows that I had weird habit of talking with characters from my stories. I'm not mad. Saying some things in conversation is more funny than making a list. It's usually a short talk before regular chapter of the story, responses to reviews and sometimes it's that impish part of my brain which wants to drop a hint to the story when that larger part doesn't. Anyway I was writing email to a friend who reads my stories and my impish side of brain took over that more reasonable one.
Lets see how it ended...
*trips on the anvil sized hint* Right. Ginny and Harry was obvious. Be careful heros, idols, your greaters fans will get you.
Voldemort: And I thought that I was the Master of Sarcasm...
Sniffy: You are the Master of Hypocricy Tommy, go back and play with your little friends and leave Mastership of Sarcasm for someone else.
::Voldemorts came back to whatever he came from::
Sniffy: Okay that was weird.
Brother Brother suffered lately, but it was my fault only.
Voldemort: You mean that you have gone to far and made something what didn't fit to the story but you loved that idea so much that you don't
want to let it go?
Sniffy: Okay, I know that you are master of Legilimency but could you...
Voldemort: Not to mention that you know that you have to put your Percy theory there, along with elections of new Minister of Magic, introducing that DA teacher which still remains a ? because everybody is walking around this anvil sized hint and no one trips on it....
Sniffy :::opens her mouth to say something:::
Voldeort :::continues his tirade::: Not to mention that you give his name in this owl...
Sniffy :::angrily::: email you git.
Voldemort :::plays deaf and continues::: ... when you were talking about your second story. Actually I read this one and....
Sniffy: :::has enough and shows Voldemort to her notebook::: :::cries::: :::calms down after half of the hour::: Why him? Why him? Why the worst
happens to me?
Voldemort :::found a way out of the notebook and puts arm around Sniffy::: Because you may dear has something inside you....
Sniffy: :::runs away screaming like a madman:::
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Sniffy: I hope you liked it. I was wondering lately what would happen if I took Voldemort to responses. Bad idea...
BB characters :::appears with 'Voldemort loves Sniffy' and 'I ship Voldemort/Sniffy' signs in their hands:::
Sniffy :::runs away screaming like a madman, again:::
Sincerly,
Magda, who curently is really delusional, because of Lord Voldemort following her around, not because of her shipping choices...
Signed, Regulus A. S. Black, Snif... Magda's terapist and Voldeort/Sniffy shipper ( you see both of them share at last one thing lately - both are
evil ).
Sniffy: :::bonded somewhere in the den::: I'm not evil, I'm delusional. :::cries:::
Sorry... I couldn't stop myself from writting this ficlet, almost everything ( save shipping parts which concern Voldemort/Sniffy ) is
truth. Sincerly,
Magda and her stupid plot bunnies.