Survey that I stole from Sammy because I am bored

Jan 30, 2009 22:24

Do you think you'll have a Valentine this year?
     I seriously doubt it. I don't think hell has frozen over just yet.
What size is the last bed you kissed on?
     You imply that stuff like this has actually happened to my person.
Are you annoyed with anything at the moment?
     The fact that yet another weekend is not mine, but then again they never are.
What's your ringtone on your phone?
     The generic one it comes with, piano version.
When was the last time you were sick?
     I had a fever a couple of weeks ago, and dreamed that I was slow dancing with Charles Dickens. Trippy.
Where are your biological parents?
     Mom is upstairs in bed and dad is at the other end of the couch, watching Bear Grylls.
When was the last time you shaved anything on your body?
     Yesterday. My legs. Perv.
Where are your best friends right now?
     Actually enjoying a weekend, as all young people should do.
How old are you?
     Young enough to still like to color, and old enough to know better.
Have you ever had a stalker?
     I AM a stalker. Creepy.
What was the best concert you have been to?
     TSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When was the last time you had a crowd at your house?
     Erm, my 18th birthday party. Actually haven't had a party since then, since I spend my bday alone now. That's pleasant.
Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
     You imply that I kiss on a regular basis. Au contraire.
Is there anyone that you care about more than yourself?
     Duh.
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
     Someone else. I am a cuddle monster.
Who was the first male you talked to today?
     DJ ^^
Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?
     I am a chaste spinster, not a hobag!!
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
     WHY are you so into all this kissing?
Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
     You imply that my friends can drive. Silly goose.
Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
     Brittany.
Did you sleep in past noon today?
     If I had, perhaps I would not be past physically exhausted.
If you could have something right now, what would it be?
     A date for dinner and dancing. I feel like I could use that. Alack, all of the men in my life are fictional, dead, old, or gay.
When is the last time you cried really hard?
     When I found out that my grandpa had six months to live, during a year where so many had already fallen ill or died.
Has a boy put their arm around you the last five days?
     One. My backup gay hubby.
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
     Watched King of the Hill.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
     My own cold and uncomfy one. Pray this insomnia flees post haste.
Is this year the best of your life?
     Each has its own merits and shortcomings.
Are trying to avoid liking/loving someone at the moment?
     I have done so unsuccessfully for the last four years. Petrarch eat your heart out.
Has anyone ever given you butterflies?
     I can't remember the last time.
Would you ever get a tattoo?
     Maybe.
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
     Only sort of. It's more like a, people get the idea but not ALL of it kind of nothing. Nothing major they need to know.
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
     God I hope not. I'd never inflict heartache on someone else.
Could you ever be friends again with someone that broke your heart?
     Depends on why. For instance, it has happened, and I still speak with that person, but only because they could have done worse.
Has anyone ever sang to you?
     Not in a good way. XD
Is there someone who meant a lot to you and isn't around much anymore?
     Yes.
Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
     No, not even when I was running on empty.
Why are you at home?
     Because it is Friday and I am a spinster.
Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
     ALAN RICKMAN. haha
This time last January, were you single?
     Yes. Remember the whole spinster thing?
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
     I seriously doubt that.
Are you a jealous person?
     I try not to be, but sometimes can't help it.
When will your next kiss be?
     hahaha Maybe never
What was the last nonalcoholic beverage you had?
     Cola.
How's your heart right now?
     Bandaged and scar tissued, but holding up just fine.
Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
     Not usually.
Do you bump into someone's arm if you want to hold their hand?
     No, I just hold hands.
If you were getting married tomorrow do you know who would be your maid of honor?
     I can't have one because I couldn't pick. Also, I. AM. A. SPINSTER. Seriously dude!
Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
     That is awful.
Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips?
     *makes Mandee face* I am growing impatient with these questions.
How long have you liked the person you currently like?
     Four years. It is a study in pathetic futility.
Do you ever bite your lip?
     It is one of my many bad habits.
How many people have you kissed in 2009?
     ENOUGH WITH THE KISSING
Do you remember the first person you ever kissed?
     n/a
Who did you last pinky promise with?

Ok, I am SO DONE answering these. Seriously. Of all the insipid things! Survey over, friends. Too many silly questions. :P

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