AND BY WALDO, I MEAN STILES.
I MEAN. IT'S CLEAR HE WILL NOT DIE, BUT JESUS GOD, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HIM. WHAT. IS HE BEING TORTURED. IS THE BABY BEING HURT. WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL, OH WAIT I KNOW, GERARD.
ALLISON, LET'S WORK THOSE GRIEF ISSUES OUT ON A NICE OPEN FIELD WHERE NOBODY CAN GET HURT. PUT THE BOW DOWN, KATNISS. YOU WILL REGRET THIS DEEPLY.
ALSO WTF GENERAL TIGH IS MAJORLY FUCKED THE FUCK UP. STOP EATING THOSE PILLS. PLEASE DIE ALREADY.
JACKSON. POOR, DOUCHEY JACKSON. OH, BABY. YOU GOT THE RAW END OF THE DEAL BUT YOU ALSO BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, LACROSSE BOY. COME ON. ALSO STOP BEING A DICK TO LYDIA. SHE IS THE BEST. YOU DON'T DESERVE HER.
DEREK. OH, DEREK. YOUR PACK. YOU CHOSE POORLY. I MEAN, THEY'RE ADORABLE, I'LL GRANT YOU THAT, BUT WEREWOLVES WITH ISSUES? WHO ARE ALSO, LIKE, SIXTEEN? REALLY BAD COMBINATION.
ALSO I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL DEREK.
IN FACT, I MAY *WRITE* THE SHIT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL DEREK.
I WOULD ALSO WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF STILES/DEREK BECAUSE THEY TRULY ARE MY FAVORITES (AND LYDIA)
ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT CRAZY ARGENT KOOL-AID ALLISON'S MOM HAS DRUNK SINCE MARRYING INTO THE FAMILY BECAUSE DAMN, GIRL. AT LEAST DO IT, LIKE, WITH PILLS. SLIT YOUR WRISTS. WHO KILLS THEMSELVES BY STABBING THEMSELVES INTO THE STOMACH. WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS INSANE. INSANE. TOTALLY BATSHIT CRAZY.
ARE WEREWOLVES REALLY THAT BAD??????????????
ANYWAY
BACK TO STILES. AND HIS DAD. AND STILES. AND HIS DAD.
AND I TOTALLY DO AGREE THAT THE LESS EPISODE WAS STRAINING AT THE SEAMS, AS
mistresscurvy POINTED OUT, AND THERE WAS A LOT TO GET THROUGH THAT WASN'T WELL TIMED, I AM JUST. I AM HOLDING OUT FOR THE FINALE. WHAT THE FUCK CAN THEY DO.
HOW CAN THEY RESOLVE THIS.
ALSO, CREEPY MATT: YOU WEREN'T SO MUCH KILLED AS DUNKED. WTF. SO GLAD ALLISON KICKED HIS ASS FOR BEING A TOTAL NUTJOB. NOT SORRY HE'S DEAD.
OH YEAH AND PETER HALE IS BACK. GREAT. THAT'S JUST AWESOME.
ALSO DEATON.
ALSO THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WHO IS WITH DEATON.
ALSO STILES.
STILES STILES STILES CAN WE TALK ABOUT STILES
AND HIS PRETTY EYES
AND HIS PRETTY MOUTH
AND HIS ACTUALLY BEING SMART AND CAPABLE AND AT LEAST REALIZING WHERE THERE IS DANGER, AND KNOWING THAT BAD THINGS ARE JUST GONNA KEEP HAPPENING, AND HIS TRAUMATIZED FACE WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE HIS DAD OH GOD MY HEART. MY HEART. MY HEAAAAAAARTTTTTTT ;________;
LYDIA, PLEASE GET NEW FRIENDS, STAT. ONES WHO CARE ABOUT YOU AND WILL ACTUALLY TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. ;________;
ANYWAY
THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS AT THE MOMENT
IS IT MONDAY YET
I NEED ICONS
p.s. Whenever I see/say the words "Teen Wolf" I hear them in
spuzz's calm voice as she said it at the start and end of each episode. She would ROLL AROUND THE COUCH DURING THE EPISODE, but as soon as it was done, she'd very calmly say, "Teen Wolf." AND THUS IS HAPPENS IN MY HEAD FROM NOW ON.