That silly, ridiculous song, 'Werewolf Bar Mitzvah' has been going through my head all this time and I have to laugh out loud when it does.
But then I got to thinking....
"Hey," I brought up to my son, "You think maybe Anne Rice heard this song and then decided to write her werewolf book? I mean, her hero's name is Reuben Golding. Isn't that a Jewish name? You think that's why she came up with a Jewish werewolf? A werewolf that's Jewish?"
[I did that last line with a Jewish accent. I know it's not PC, but I like making fun of peoples.]
My son lowered his head and shook it.
When he lifted it back up, he smiled and said-
"Stop making conspiracy theories based on your stupid werewolf song."
But why not?
It could happen.
You know what I mean?
[Last part meant for reader to pretend the voice of Jackie Mason said it. I'm so wrong. It's okay. I know.]