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Little Jack HORNY was just arrested for Bo-PEEPING in Mistress Mary's window, where he was watching her and a Little Miss MUFF IT. He SPIED'ER and began to pull with his thumb till he was PLUM ready to come.
Another candidate for Masturbator of the Year is Georgie-Porgie Pull-the-Pud Pi (why "Pi"? Because his tool are square!), who doesn't like girls nearly as much as he enjoys Barbar, his black sheep. Mother got goosed while watching this shocking display. Who's the guilty party?
Why, it's Robin Redbreast, that notorious party girl whose boobs are raw from sucking. Georgie Porgy, feeling a bit less sheepish than usual, found out that a certain short movie actress is into "water sports," a sexual kink he's recently become fond of, so he arranged for a rendezvous. Tinkle, tinkle, little star.