Note to dream self: duck

[mrspleen]

I have a headache today that has so far resisted all of my normal tactics (1. water; 2. cursing; 3. coffee; 4. ibuprofen; 5. more coffee; 6. more cursing). I know this isn't exactly earth-shattering news; but I'm just impressed with myself because I've had said headache ever since I woke up this morning from a dream in which a troll hit me on the head with a tree branch.

Alert the scientific community: nerdiness can cause physical pain.