I heart the medical establishment
DOCTOR (filling out form): So besides the sore throat, what other symptoms are you having? Fever?
ME: Yes.
DOCTOR: Chills?
ME: Yes.
DOCTOR: Muscle aches?
ME: Yes.
DOCTOR: Nausea?
ME: No.
DOCTOR: Rash?
ME: No.
DOCTOR: Do you feel like you've been hit by a truck?
ME: You have a checkbox for that?
DOCTOR: Of course.
ME: Um. Yes.
Have now reached the stage of convalesence best desribed as "absolutely batshit stir-crazy". You know what I miss? Being able to stand. And talk. That was awesome.
ME: Yes.
DOCTOR: Chills?
ME: Yes.
DOCTOR: Muscle aches?
ME: Yes.
DOCTOR: Nausea?
ME: No.
DOCTOR: Rash?
ME: No.
DOCTOR: Do you feel like you've been hit by a truck?
ME: You have a checkbox for that?
DOCTOR: Of course.
ME: Um. Yes.
Have now reached the stage of convalesence best desribed as "absolutely batshit stir-crazy". You know what I miss? Being able to stand. And talk. That was awesome.