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Girl, you know I have been so busy teaching my friend socratesthewise how to drive. He acts like he don't wanna learn! Girl!!! Can you believe that shit? Ohh, he was all up in the road, drivin' over the curb and runnin' red lights like it was the Fourth of July or somethin' and he was being chased by a big old firecracker that was gonna fly up his ass!