Crawl Into My Hatchback And Ride With Me To Heaven

[mrsnesbitty]

Lordy, I have got to tell the world. The other day I was drivin' down this back road and I saw Jesus! He was wearin' some hootchie mama outfit with green sandals and he didn't even shave his beard. Girl, I ain't neva seen no bitch with hairier legs, 'cept for my grandmother.

Did you know that there ain't but three Nesbittys in the phone book? Sho thang. 'cause my damn cat ripped half the page out.