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Names
1. Your real name: Jessica
2. friends call you: Jesspeeca
3 What your boyfriend calls you: If I had one, he would call me Your Highness
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: D'arcy
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Viggo *grin*
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Shelly
b. goose: Honker (lol, I loved Kristen's so much I decided to keep it!)
c. pirate: Your Mom
d. a hot boy: Hot Boy
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Jessica
8. What would you name your kids?: June
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Pumpkin
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Your Mom
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: nope
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: hummm maybe a bite
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? don't think so
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: lol no, but i'm gonna do it on purpose now
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope
16. Nearly drowned?: yes! stupid little boy...
17. Passed out?: uh-uh
18. Had a crush on somebody: heck no! *cough*
19. Been stuck in the rain?: hummm probably
20. Been attacked by an animal?: ugh, many a time...stupid cat...
21. Caught people having sex?: nnnnno
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: haven't really driven
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no, thank you
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: lol, nope
25. Made a wish that came true?: yep
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that my mom played catch with billy corgan
27. I'm only racist towards...nazis...wait...nazis isn't a race...
28. I don't even know why I'm...awake XD
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...no thanks
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...eat heart stew...I've never had it but that would SUCK
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy...a MAdM concert ticket (because for the most part they probably are only $6)
32. It's hot. I should take off my...hair..lol
33. It's always more fun if you...are with someone else
34. You can't eat steak without...peas...lol, good times...
35. You better shut up before I...pee on you
36. I really like you and everything but...I'm not a lesbian
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: run away and scream
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: take them down!
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: scream...but then shadow would probably have eaten them all by the time i woke up, so i don't have to worry about that
43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: fall over with laughter
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: vomit
45. You have three wishes? become a rock star, get every smashing pumpkins album ever made, Yinger's mouth get better
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal - selling cigaretts at all legal - assisted suicide
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: lecture her on dignity and other things
48. You had a time machine?: travel back to the '90s and have friends who listen to grunge as well...then go to a smashing pumpkins concert (Mellon Collie tour is preferable)
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: just one big jam session
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: hmmm fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record dreams
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: ummm...i guess really skinny
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lol who would want to be stuck in a box?
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: ROCK *headbangs*
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: lol Feb 29th would be annoying, but cool!
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: sewer!
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: *sigh* I have no idea what a penitentiary is...
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: oh pirate
Miscellaneous (I deleted some boring questions to shorten this up...)
72. What is your definition of love?: being with someone and not getting sick of them
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: bald, tall, Pumpkin *grin*
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form. MMDMCS
76. Were you too scared to do it?: yes *what are you talking about?*
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: all the idiots on that anti-courtney love website...even though theyreally actually amuse me
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: Derek
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the horsey (there's a horse, right?)
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Caleb, Caitlin, ummm...the end!
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: hmmm...there's gotta be somethin...*thinks* well, Ryan gave me roses...
according to Sorley, my name means "godlike rope maker"
wooow...
1. Your real name: Jessica
2. friends call you: Jesspeeca
3 What your boyfriend calls you: If I had one, he would call me Your Highness
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: D'arcy
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Viggo *grin*
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Shelly
b. goose: Honker (lol, I loved Kristen's so much I decided to keep it!)
c. pirate: Your Mom
d. a hot boy: Hot Boy
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Jessica
8. What would you name your kids?: June
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Pumpkin
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Your Mom
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: nope
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: hummm maybe a bite
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? don't think so
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: lol no, but i'm gonna do it on purpose now
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope
16. Nearly drowned?: yes! stupid little boy...
17. Passed out?: uh-uh
18. Had a crush on somebody: heck no! *cough*
19. Been stuck in the rain?: hummm probably
20. Been attacked by an animal?: ugh, many a time...stupid cat...
21. Caught people having sex?: nnnnno
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: haven't really driven
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no, thank you
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: lol, nope
25. Made a wish that came true?: yep
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that my mom played catch with billy corgan
27. I'm only racist towards...nazis...wait...nazis isn't a race...
28. I don't even know why I'm...awake XD
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...no thanks
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...eat heart stew...I've never had it but that would SUCK
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy...a MAdM concert ticket (because for the most part they probably are only $6)
32. It's hot. I should take off my...hair..lol
33. It's always more fun if you...are with someone else
34. You can't eat steak without...peas...lol, good times...
35. You better shut up before I...pee on you
36. I really like you and everything but...I'm not a lesbian
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: run away and scream
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: take them down!
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: scream...but then shadow would probably have eaten them all by the time i woke up, so i don't have to worry about that
43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: fall over with laughter
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: vomit
45. You have three wishes? become a rock star, get every smashing pumpkins album ever made, Yinger's mouth get better
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal - selling cigaretts at all legal - assisted suicide
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: lecture her on dignity and other things
48. You had a time machine?: travel back to the '90s and have friends who listen to grunge as well...then go to a smashing pumpkins concert (Mellon Collie tour is preferable)
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: just one big jam session
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: hmmm fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record dreams
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: ummm...i guess really skinny
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lol who would want to be stuck in a box?
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: ROCK *headbangs*
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: lol Feb 29th would be annoying, but cool!
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: sewer!
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: *sigh* I have no idea what a penitentiary is...
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: oh pirate
Miscellaneous (I deleted some boring questions to shorten this up...)
72. What is your definition of love?: being with someone and not getting sick of them
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: bald, tall, Pumpkin *grin*
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form. MMDMCS
76. Were you too scared to do it?: yes *what are you talking about?*
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: all the idiots on that anti-courtney love website...even though theyreally actually amuse me
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: Derek
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the horsey (there's a horse, right?)
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Caleb, Caitlin, ummm...the end!
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: hmmm...there's gotta be somethin...*thinks* well, Ryan gave me roses...
according to Sorley, my name means "godlike rope maker"
wooow...