Bad Roommate
At 5 am, Jonas is that roommate trying to get you pumped up to go do something.
Dude, get up! Let's go dancin!
Come on, we can go camping.
A nice run! Let's get some exercise!
And when he finally gets you vertical, immediately passes out on the couch.
Nah man, I'm too tired!
My mornings start slow as I work through this injustice and by the afternoon, our activities pretty much kill any hope for productivity.
Not that I need productivity, but staying above water would be great.