Someone at work was selling this:
Just Twenty Dolla get you:
* State of the art toaster
* Simultaneously toasts 4 slices of bread products on two independent settings
* Settings include Bagel, Defrost, Reheat and for security: Cancel
* Let the toaster gently heat your bread by breathing on it (Level 1) or turn your slice into a rock hard testament to your presence on this planet long after this planet has disintegrated (Level 6) or anything in between!
The description was so awesome I had to get my picture taken with it!@!!!