Why Lianne's Life sucks
Oh lets talk about why Lianne's life sucks shall we? Well first of all. I am a dumbass. BAM forgot to put me on the schedule this week and instead of taking that as a message from God that I am behind on my work and could use this time to play major ketchup, I asked to be put on the schedule. I work today and tomorrow which is time that SHOULD be spent working on three very major very important, very NOT done projects that are due in the upcoming week or so. Thankfull I do have sunday off but somehow 24 hours does not seem like enough time to finish a poster project (due monday) start work on a major paper for Rupples class and even begin to fudge a behavior analysis for Broughton. Somehow I am going to have to get this shit done. Rational me, who can rationalize everything, says that I can get this shit done and do have time if I just get off my ass and work work work..But the realistic me says that I am screwed sideways and need to start hanging around truck stops for my future husband.
Second reason my life sucks. ABC family screwed me over this week. They jumped an epesoide on my beloved Gilmore Girls reruns skipping the very important epesode where Logan and Rorey get together. I am so pissed off I am refusing to watch the rest because I was looking foward that hour of tv which I was so wrongfully jiped out of. I will just buy the stupid DVD set when it comes out in December.
Third reason my life sucks. (these are in ranking order just so ya know) my stupid stupid brother has decided that he will be making a visit either today or tomorrow and staying till Wednesday. This annoys me on many levels. First off, I spoke to him Tuesday and thought that my hints that now, with dad's surgery and all, would not a good time for visitors seeing as how he is very cranky after surgery even more so than on a regular day. Second, now this means that my plans are in jeapordy since I may have to play "House guest" on tuesday night wrecking plans of trying to get work done and taking it easy. Third off. I get nervouse when he is alone with my father because who knows when the flood gates will open, and things will be said and I won't be there to get the story and delegate what is going on.
Fourth reason my life sucks: Scott lost is stupid jumpdrive and all his work for the semester that was on it. He now gets to spend the rest of his life trying to re do it all. I know that at least I'm not him, but I have to deal with him being cranky over it and worry about him dropping out of college.
I am sure there are more than that. Which could count as reason number 5 all together. Bring me Christmas! Bring me annoying shoppers and Holiday music (ha number 6 right there, BAM plays holiday music already), Bring me my bitchy sister (oops there is number 7 she will be coming for Christmas again..It's like my present to her that she can make my life hell for one week out of the year), bring my me Jilly Ann and my Ash Trash and my Pugsley that I love so dearly..Christmas break why have you left me out in the cold (There ya go, reason 8 it is cold as a mother outside). The whole fall semester has zooomed by and now that I need you to end you are taking your sweet sweet time.
Second reason my life sucks. ABC family screwed me over this week. They jumped an epesoide on my beloved Gilmore Girls reruns skipping the very important epesode where Logan and Rorey get together. I am so pissed off I am refusing to watch the rest because I was looking foward that hour of tv which I was so wrongfully jiped out of. I will just buy the stupid DVD set when it comes out in December.
Third reason my life sucks. (these are in ranking order just so ya know) my stupid stupid brother has decided that he will be making a visit either today or tomorrow and staying till Wednesday. This annoys me on many levels. First off, I spoke to him Tuesday and thought that my hints that now, with dad's surgery and all, would not a good time for visitors seeing as how he is very cranky after surgery even more so than on a regular day. Second, now this means that my plans are in jeapordy since I may have to play "House guest" on tuesday night wrecking plans of trying to get work done and taking it easy. Third off. I get nervouse when he is alone with my father because who knows when the flood gates will open, and things will be said and I won't be there to get the story and delegate what is going on.
Fourth reason my life sucks: Scott lost is stupid jumpdrive and all his work for the semester that was on it. He now gets to spend the rest of his life trying to re do it all. I know that at least I'm not him, but I have to deal with him being cranky over it and worry about him dropping out of college.
I am sure there are more than that. Which could count as reason number 5 all together. Bring me Christmas! Bring me annoying shoppers and Holiday music (ha number 6 right there, BAM plays holiday music already), Bring me my bitchy sister (oops there is number 7 she will be coming for Christmas again..It's like my present to her that she can make my life hell for one week out of the year), bring my me Jilly Ann and my Ash Trash and my Pugsley that I love so dearly..Christmas break why have you left me out in the cold (There ya go, reason 8 it is cold as a mother outside). The whole fall semester has zooomed by and now that I need you to end you are taking your sweet sweet time.