a spanking
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I helped unique_101 across the street (6 points). In October I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for Triggur (10 points). In February I pulled over and changed Triggur's flat tire (15 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, li_li_pad (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4970 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mrsidnet