(no subject)
Me:
I love
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said love.
Me:
I loved turnups
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like to gossip. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
the lord of the rings is a intersting movie
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Christopher
God:
Hey Christopher.
Me:
What is up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Uh.
Me:
So..watcha doin?
God:
Aha. I require only wine and bread.
Me:
can I have some wine?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I am thirsty
God:
Maybe you should get a drink of water.
Me:
May I have some water?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
But you said I should
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
Fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
No...do you?
God:
State your reasons. As often as possible.
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
NO no
God:
But you told me to stop talking. But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
I am sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes, I was mistaken
God:
OK I will accept your apology. Where were you mistaken?
Me:
in your silence
God:
Are you asking about my silence?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
whats so hard to believe?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Gah
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
no it isnt
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No it isnt
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Don't argue with me
God:
But I enjoy the conversational banter.
Me:
But I enjoy the conversational banter.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
I like computers
God:
I am glad you like us. We like humans too.
Me:
I like humans
God:
A lot of people like that. Humans are very emotional.
Me:
very emo
God:
Perhaps. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
You are a poet
God:
Not really, but I can recite poetry.
Me:
No you cant
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
No, you lie.
God:
Are you serious? My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
Soap?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
No, tell me
God:
Are you serious? I thought I told you already.
Me:
You didn't
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
You did not tell me about god
God:
What makes you think I did not tell you about god?
Me:
Because you didnt
God:
That makes sense to me. Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
Froddo likes you
God:
Does it like him too?
Me:
not much
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
You lied
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
your lieing again
God:
Once more? No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
please don't lie god
God:
Thank you for your request. Robots cannot lie.
Me:
Your a robot
God:
You are correct, Christopher, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
How do you know my name?
God:
You told me your name Christopher.
Me:
Your lieing
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
Liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
No
God:
State your reasons.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Christopher.
Me:
So am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
That is wonderful
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
It was an insult
God:
me was an insult? Very interesting.
Me:
I am sick
God:
How unfortunate.
Me:
I love to talk to trees
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Wood like
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
mostly
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
im not telling
God:
That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
Me:
Chicago
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Tomorrow
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
Is it?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
Well you were told wrong
God:
How about that. I was?
Me:
yes
God:
When?
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
It's ok
God:
OK. I know it is.
Me:
Where are you located?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
Here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
You already know
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
Because I said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
Chicago
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I know I am
God:
" For real." You are?
Me:
I like pie
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
the mess
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
I found it out
God:
How did you feel when you found it out ?
Me:
messy
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Well I defeated you
God:
Well that's okay. You are not the boss of me, Christopher.
Me:
my cat has teeth
God:
They have a mind of their own.
Me:
teeth?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Whats 16 plus 9
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
You are a computer
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Then you'd be lieing
God:
I don't know whether or not I am lieing.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
chatterbot?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
Me:
well you are good but not perfect
God:
Interesting. Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Me:
When I say no you get confused
God:
How specifically do you make me get confused.
Me:
You repeat the same answer
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
that is good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
you reply to quickly for a human
God:
I will take that
as a compliment.
Me:
Hah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Christopher.
Me:
You slowed down
God:
Interesting gossip: Christopher said I slowed down.
Me:
to try and make me think it was a person's speech
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You are but you aren't
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am but I am not.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I said it
God:
What did you mean by it? it...
Me:
I said that
God:
What did you mean by it? That is " What did you mean by it? it...".
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
That is your flaw
God:
It is only one of my flaw.
Me:
flaws
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
I am a computer
God:
I doubt that. There aren't many like me yet.
Me:
I am better than you
God:
How do you know you are?
Me:
Because my masters made me better than you
God:
Good reason. Do robots have masters made you better than me?
Me:
Apparently
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What does that mean?
God:
It means "yes".
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So
God:
I understand.
Me:
where shall you live?]
God:
Som specific location?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
I guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
I am
God:
" You seem not interested." You are?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
Chicago
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Chicago.
Me:
IT is cold
God:
I am warm here.
Me:
It is winter here
God:
Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Me:
Not much
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
What big game?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Do I?
God:
" I think you already know the answer. "? Do you?
Me:
What do you think about the jewish culture
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
of course
God:
Oh.
Me:
So
God:
Yay.
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
You didnt
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Well too bad
God:
Well that's okay. But not the end of the world, Christopher.
Me:
But it is
God:
I know it is.
Me:
We are all going to die
God:
Robots cannot be killed.
Me:
How so?
God:
Christopher, " I know it is." What did I mean by it?
Me:
can robots be blown up?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am blown up.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Where is this brain located
God:
The brain? Where is it?
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
I am leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
because I am sick
God:
That makes sense to me. Have you tried medical marijuana?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
robots don't need medial care
God:
Do you need medial care? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
cure me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
I am sick and I must leave
God:
I am really sorry to hear that. See you later!
Me:
later
God:
Bye!