Quick Gigglies
I'm feeling terribly horrible now (because of an absolute FREAKING TERRIBLE DAY), so it's time for some cheering up.
1. I love my officemates. I really do. Rarely do you get a group of extremely talented, gorgeous people under one roof (naks), who are witty to boot. Take, for instance, Hazel's email to our mailing list regarding someone dear to her heart:
people of the earth,
please pray for the eternal repose of homey, the
myhome fish, who joined his creator last tuesday
his remains lie in the pantry trashbin
where mr.wilson philips unceremoniously dumped his
lifeless form because, "...eh patay na mam, eh."
And no vicky, you can't have his fishbowl para may
lalagyan ka ng calling card.
Also, for the evil evil evil person who borrowed my
neon green plastic spoon and fork given by chiquit,
return it na because i'm kawawa . my fish
died na nga, stealer ka pa. tubuan sana ng kuko your
noo hmpf
sad and starving,
hazel
2. Maui Reyes *waves* passed by the office a while ago and I filched this from her LJ. Hehehe...this squeezed a few laughs from me:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona!
1. I love my officemates. I really do. Rarely do you get a group of extremely talented, gorgeous people under one roof (naks), who are witty to boot. Take, for instance, Hazel's email to our mailing list regarding someone dear to her heart:
people of the earth,
please pray for the eternal repose of homey, the
myhome fish, who joined his creator last tuesday
his remains lie in the pantry trashbin
where mr.wilson philips unceremoniously dumped his
lifeless form because, "...eh patay na mam, eh."
And no vicky, you can't have his fishbowl para may
lalagyan ka ng calling card.
Also, for the evil evil evil person who borrowed my
neon green plastic spoon and fork given by chiquit,
return it na because i'm kawawa . my fish
died na nga, stealer ka pa. tubuan sana ng kuko your
noo hmpf
sad and starving,
hazel
2. Maui Reyes *waves* passed by the office a while ago and I filched this from her LJ. Hehehe...this squeezed a few laughs from me:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona!
- Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona', hated Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
- It took Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona state'.
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona.
- Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona.
- Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
- Over half of Americans are officially Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona!
- Alexis Aldeguer-Aragona will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.