i have come to rule....

[mrshmllomaccab]

well welll well so its finally come my birthday is tommorow BOOOYAA well this year i have realized a lot of things so now i give u

JOELS LIST

1. me i am very tall i have no idea how tall but last i checked it was 5'10" i hope thats rite newayz
2. i like seeing my friends
3. i hate goodbyes they are the worst i dont kno how to do them and i just dont like them
4. i hope to own a trampoline one day
5. i like my eggs scrambled
6. i do not eat bacon nor ham
7. my favorite color is green
8. my goal in life is to make other people feel good and hope they will do the same in return
9. i love dinosaurs i alwayz have
10. school is my worst subject
11. i love to do art i like photography although im not good at it but soon i want to start taking a videography class
12. i try my hardest to play the guitar
13. i like to consider myself multiinstrumental mostly mental but if u give me an instrument i will play it
14. i like boobs
15. and canadians are very nice yet their customs are just not the same
16. i like to go fishing
17. my favorite book series is any book that dr seuss wrote cuz yes i do have a thing one and a thing 2 haha
18. i do like chocolate although almost everytime i eat an M&M i sneeze
19. i like mint chocolate chip ice cream and i do not like oklahoma
20. my favorite college team is OU althought my favorite colors for a team is red yellow and blue KANSAS
21. my favorite NFL team is dallas although i would like to see Philly and New England go to the super bowl this year and i will root for Philly athought New England is likely to win
22. i do not like my room it is too small
23. my favorite food is rice i love rice i will eat rice when i am full and about to explode in fact my mothers friend told me that for my graduation present she is going to get me a rice maker and 10 pounds of rice hehehe
24. i like sharks they are really scary
25. i like to watch mooses eat its funny along with cows hahaha
26. i am not going to be gay out their so for all of you men too bad im sorry
27. my favorite flag is the canadian flag although i am american haha i like that commercial
28. i am very tishilish HAHAH inside joke
29. my pants are not infected with amonia
30. i love going on road trips especial when i go somewhere ive never bin b4 like dallas ive alwayz wanted to go to dallas
31. my dog is black
32. my first childs name will not b spud
33. i do not have an identical twin
34. i have been slimed before
35. i want to drive
36. my car is gonna be a truck i promise ACHOOO scuse me
37. johnny depp is quite a sexy man and i think hes about to replace ashton cuz ykno i jus havent recieved anything from him lately
38. i love pirates of the carribean
39. i want to be a pirate when i get older
40. did u kno that goober is a peanut jen abrams
41. i get embarrassed alot
42. people are alwayz giving me these odd looks when i go out in public with a pirate hat on and em would not let me wear mine the other day at the aquarium
43. i like people who sing in harmony its really pretty
44. i have a nose
45. 2 eyes
46. a mouth and i use them all the time
47. i like my potatoes mashed
48. i love usy
49. i have too many clothes in my closet
50. i need to go shower
51. i like kraft eazy mac
52. i love em abrams she is my favoristest person ever i want to marry her
53. i want someone to hold hands with
54. xSHORTxSW33TIEx: You will live in Mansion.
55. You will drive a janet's color explorer.
56. You will marry joel and have 2 kids.
57. You will be a pediatric physical therapist in Orlando.
58. hehe
59. hmmm
60. well umm i donno what else to put in here ill think when im outa the shower
61. im bak but i dont think im gonna write nemore cuz im tired and uhhhhhhhh blah

well tommorows my bday YAY haha nite nite