"You're a sunny little shit, I'll give you that much."

[mrshaz]

One of the few unwritten rules of writing is that the longer you choose to write something down after it happened, the less accurate, detailed, and mainly, important it will be. Thus being said, I regret to inform you that it would be pretty much pointless to launch a huge LJ post about my spring break, which included 2 Forensics tournaments, a LAN

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[_fxckoff]

Damn,
I was totaly excluded from the fan list.
Thanks a lot, cock.

[mrshaz]

Heather,
I cannot transcribe the things we do together for their might be children, elderly, or human rights activists reading.

[_fxckoff]

You're right.
However, I would like some credit. The things I do aren't as easy as they look.

[mrshaz]

So I should change it to "Those are the people who saw the Barbara Streisand impersonator, or the puke in the driveway, or the ninja shoes, or have Earth shattering, wall crumbling, wake the neighbors and get the cops called on us, scream until our lungs give out then start sign languaging the moans, rough, primal, animal savage sex."

[_fxckoff]

Ahahahaaaaaaa!
No.