Orange county man

[mrsgreer]

Dear Orange County,

Why is it that when I need grenadine at 1:30 in the morning I have no problem finding a store that is open, but when I am looking for caffeine free coca cola at 2:00 in the morning I have to drive my ass to Irvine to get them.

I look forward to your timely response on this matter.

Sincerely,
Deanna

Comments

[theuriah]

That's because caffeine free Coke is actually a reality paradox that takes billions of dollars and the academic decathalon team of 14 different high schools, along with 14 metric tons pure mercury and a tablespoon of only electrons, to make.

Oh, and it's made in the stomach of a clubbed seal...

...by a baby that won't survive the process.