Surveys!
1. Your real name: Emily Marie Poor
2. friends call you: Emily
3 What your boyfriend calls you: non-existent girlfriend person (i don't have a boyfriend, if you didn't get that)
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Brigitta!
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: um....ugly person....that would be ugly
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets? :
a. llama: Bob
b. goose: Bob
c. pirate: Ooooo, I want a pirate!
d. a hot boy: Will...or maybe Clark
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: The Song About Emily Poor
8. What would you name your kids?: Margaret, Jamie (boy), My Husband, Jr., and Bridget (or Brigitta..I love that name!)
9. What would you name a ship you built?: U.S.S. Emily's Cool Little Boat Thing
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: A Book by Me
Have you ever... :
11. Thrown up in public?: when i was a baby
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: don't think so....
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? : I had a huge hole in the armpit of my shirt once
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: not that I remember
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope
16. Nearly drowned?: nope
17. Passed out?: when i was six
18. Had a crush on somebody: of course not.......... (what kind of a question is that????)
19. Been stuck in the rain?: many times
20. Been attacked by an animal?: a goat tried to eat me at the petting zoo and a seagull landed on my head and took my cheetos
21. Caught people having sex?: NO!!!!!
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: i've never driven, but sure!
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: nope
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: i wish!
25. Made a wish that came true?: yes
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream......that Charlie Sheen was my cousin and he changed his name to Jaqh and took me to EuroDisney (that was last night, by the way)
27. I'm only racist towards... other races!!!! not......
28. I don't even know why I'm... invisible!!!!!!!! Booyah!
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... my future husband (not any specific person, mind you!)
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... go to the dentist! they like to stab me!
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... something that costs six bucks
32. It's hot. I should take off my...legs
33. It's always more fun if you... having fun!
34. You can't eat steak without... steak
35. You better shut up before I... eat your nose!
36. I really like you and everything but... actually, i don't
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: eat him
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: hit him/her with my purse. Yeah old ladies!
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: fall back asleep and pretend it was a dream. (a billion spiders wouldn't fit on my bed, anyways! Be logical!)
43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: pretend I'm Superman and fly away!!!!!
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: tell him he should eat a toad
45. You have three wishes? wish for stuff
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: I would make it legal to cross the street on your hands in Hartford and illegal to slap people with fish
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: give her a jumper and a phone cable.......she wouldn't know the difference
48. You had a time machine?: eat it
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: I would talk about feet and make Becca watch it
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: both
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport, definitely!
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams. I could watch Jaqh Sheen take me to EuroDisney again! Yay!
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: really skinny
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: stuck in a box. I love being stuck in a box!
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: christmas
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: a sewer in Afghanistan!
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institutions have nice soft walls, but you can get a free sex change at a penitentiary!
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide! That would be so awesome!
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: A llama riding pirate/knight/mounty!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words? :
62. Courage: Captain John Smith
63. Driver: Minnie
64. Yoga: my mom
65. Bakery: mmmmmm....donuts.......
66. Roach: get em off me!
67. Mushroom: Super Mario!
68. Sprung: ummmmmmmm......
69. Exotic: dancers
70. Pythagorean: theorum
71. blankness
72. What is your definition of love?: love is my definition of love
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: he's a guy
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: iaraihabpumbfsm......yeah......
76. Were you too scared to do it?: do what???????
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Satan!!!!!
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: I think I accidentally kicked Eve in Chem...sorry Eve!
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the referee!
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Paul, Peter, and the other Paul
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: wrote me a poem (coughJoecough)
What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": coughTammycough
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": i guess i'm an idiot
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": Gondor's better than all y'all!
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": go steal your mom!
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": no, polygamy is!
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": do you need brain surgery?
89. "Music is stupid.": so is breathing
90. "Your car sucks.": well, it doesn't exist......that just might be a flaw in your statement...
2. friends call you: Emily
3 What your boyfriend calls you: non-existent girlfriend person (i don't have a boyfriend, if you didn't get that)
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Brigitta!
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: um....ugly person....that would be ugly
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets? :
a. llama: Bob
b. goose: Bob
c. pirate: Ooooo, I want a pirate!
d. a hot boy: Will...or maybe Clark
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: The Song About Emily Poor
8. What would you name your kids?: Margaret, Jamie (boy), My Husband, Jr., and Bridget (or Brigitta..I love that name!)
9. What would you name a ship you built?: U.S.S. Emily's Cool Little Boat Thing
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: A Book by Me
Have you ever... :
11. Thrown up in public?: when i was a baby
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: don't think so....
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? : I had a huge hole in the armpit of my shirt once
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: not that I remember
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope
16. Nearly drowned?: nope
17. Passed out?: when i was six
18. Had a crush on somebody: of course not.......... (what kind of a question is that????)
19. Been stuck in the rain?: many times
20. Been attacked by an animal?: a goat tried to eat me at the petting zoo and a seagull landed on my head and took my cheetos
21. Caught people having sex?: NO!!!!!
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: i've never driven, but sure!
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: nope
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: i wish!
25. Made a wish that came true?: yes
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream......that Charlie Sheen was my cousin and he changed his name to Jaqh and took me to EuroDisney (that was last night, by the way)
27. I'm only racist towards... other races!!!! not......
28. I don't even know why I'm... invisible!!!!!!!! Booyah!
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... my future husband (not any specific person, mind you!)
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... go to the dentist! they like to stab me!
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... something that costs six bucks
32. It's hot. I should take off my...legs
33. It's always more fun if you... having fun!
34. You can't eat steak without... steak
35. You better shut up before I... eat your nose!
36. I really like you and everything but... actually, i don't
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: eat him
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: hit him/her with my purse. Yeah old ladies!
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: fall back asleep and pretend it was a dream. (a billion spiders wouldn't fit on my bed, anyways! Be logical!)
43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: pretend I'm Superman and fly away!!!!!
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: tell him he should eat a toad
45. You have three wishes? wish for stuff
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: I would make it legal to cross the street on your hands in Hartford and illegal to slap people with fish
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: give her a jumper and a phone cable.......she wouldn't know the difference
48. You had a time machine?: eat it
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: I would talk about feet and make Becca watch it
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: both
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport, definitely!
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams. I could watch Jaqh Sheen take me to EuroDisney again! Yay!
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: really skinny
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: stuck in a box. I love being stuck in a box!
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: christmas
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: a sewer in Afghanistan!
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institutions have nice soft walls, but you can get a free sex change at a penitentiary!
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide! That would be so awesome!
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: A llama riding pirate/knight/mounty!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words? :
62. Courage: Captain John Smith
63. Driver: Minnie
64. Yoga: my mom
65. Bakery: mmmmmm....donuts.......
66. Roach: get em off me!
67. Mushroom: Super Mario!
68. Sprung: ummmmmmmm......
69. Exotic: dancers
70. Pythagorean: theorum
71. blankness
72. What is your definition of love?: love is my definition of love
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: he's a guy
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: iaraihabpumbfsm......yeah......
76. Were you too scared to do it?: do what???????
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Satan!!!!!
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: I think I accidentally kicked Eve in Chem...sorry Eve!
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the referee!
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Paul, Peter, and the other Paul
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: wrote me a poem (coughJoecough)
What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": coughTammycough
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": i guess i'm an idiot
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": Gondor's better than all y'all!
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": go steal your mom!
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": no, polygamy is!
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": do you need brain surgery?
89. "Music is stupid.": so is breathing
90. "Your car sucks.": well, it doesn't exist......that just might be a flaw in your statement...