Tim Burton Marathon/Retrospective, Day Five
(I watched these yesterday, I just forgot to post.)
I AM IN LOVE WITH THE COSTUMES IN THIS MOVIE *_* Seriously, I just want Colleen Atwood to design my entire wardrobe, she is so amazing at what she does.
Hurray for splattering Johnny Depp with as much fake blood as possible! This movie really just wants to be Sweeney Todd when it grows up, I am convinced. Luckily, it did get to be, sorta??
I appreciate how Johnny Depp played Crane as a thirteen-year-old-girl for most of the movie.
I also appreciate goggles.
Okay um, even I admit this movie is fucking stupid. It has space monkey Jesus. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
Redeeming qualities: Aging Charlton Heston. The shot where Monkey!Helena is writing with her foot. "Damn dirty humans." Uh, I guess the monkey makeup is good. Monkey!Helena and Monkey!Tim Roth. Oh, and Paul Giamatti just is an orangutan, I was so terrified of him in this movie when I first saw it.
Dear Tim Burton, if you make a movie all about monkey/human subtext and there are sexy monkey ladies played by both your long-term girlfriends, people are going to talk.
Danny and Monkey!Lisa. This picture is absolutely hilarious to me, okay.
I forgot pictures in the last few reviews. I might go back and put them in after work today.
I AM IN LOVE WITH THE COSTUMES IN THIS MOVIE *_* Seriously, I just want Colleen Atwood to design my entire wardrobe, she is so amazing at what she does.
Hurray for splattering Johnny Depp with as much fake blood as possible! This movie really just wants to be Sweeney Todd when it grows up, I am convinced. Luckily, it did get to be, sorta??
I appreciate how Johnny Depp played Crane as a thirteen-year-old-girl for most of the movie.
I also appreciate goggles.
Okay um, even I admit this movie is fucking stupid. It has space monkey Jesus. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
Redeeming qualities: Aging Charlton Heston. The shot where Monkey!Helena is writing with her foot. "Damn dirty humans." Uh, I guess the monkey makeup is good. Monkey!Helena and Monkey!Tim Roth. Oh, and Paul Giamatti just is an orangutan, I was so terrified of him in this movie when I first saw it.
Dear Tim Burton, if you make a movie all about monkey/human subtext and there are sexy monkey ladies played by both your long-term girlfriends, people are going to talk.
Danny and Monkey!Lisa. This picture is absolutely hilarious to me, okay.
I forgot pictures in the last few reviews. I might go back and put them in after work today.