Preserved for posterity, or something.
The long-suffering Ms. lufwood-emilius is so far the only person I have managed to force into watching Hard Core Logo, which means that she's had to endure more than her fair share of shit like this that is pretty much only funny to me. Some HCL spoilers, but not the HCL spoiler.
Me: ....NOW my brain is contemplating DN/Canada crossovers. THANKS A LOT. (Fraser would ACTUALLY not use the notebook. Because, Fraser. His ethics are not situational! It would be adorable, okay.)
Lufwood: LOL
Me: Joe Dick with a death note would be AMAZINGLY WRONG AND TRAGIC.
...So, you know, just like Joe Dick normally.
Lufwood: He'd probably think he's hallucinating.
Me: True.
Lufwood: LOL
Me: If Ed Festus and all the members of Jenifur suddenly die, Billy will HAVE to come back! It's a FOOLPROOF PLAN.
...Just like pretending Bucky Haight got shot was a foolproof plan. Uh.
Lufwood: Sure it is.
But Billy would suspect Joe first.
Me: Also, I think in this universe John Oxenberger is Kira.
He has a notebook that he writes in! His psychotic episodes could all be just him talking to the Death God! THIS SHOULD NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME.
And then she suddenly had to go. Draw your own conclusions why.
(You may be wondering why I bothered posting this, since, you know, there is only one other person I know who has even seen the movie in question. I am in fact wondering this myself. It felt necessary, okay. Necessary like curling.)
Me: ....NOW my brain is contemplating DN/Canada crossovers. THANKS A LOT. (Fraser would ACTUALLY not use the notebook. Because, Fraser. His ethics are not situational! It would be adorable, okay.)
Lufwood: LOL
Me: Joe Dick with a death note would be AMAZINGLY WRONG AND TRAGIC.
...So, you know, just like Joe Dick normally.
Lufwood: He'd probably think he's hallucinating.
Me: True.
Lufwood: LOL
Me: If Ed Festus and all the members of Jenifur suddenly die, Billy will HAVE to come back! It's a FOOLPROOF PLAN.
...Just like pretending Bucky Haight got shot was a foolproof plan. Uh.
Lufwood: Sure it is.
But Billy would suspect Joe first.
Me: Also, I think in this universe John Oxenberger is Kira.
He has a notebook that he writes in! His psychotic episodes could all be just him talking to the Death God! THIS SHOULD NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME.
And then she suddenly had to go. Draw your own conclusions why.
(You may be wondering why I bothered posting this, since, you know, there is only one other person I know who has even seen the movie in question. I am in fact wondering this myself. It felt necessary, okay. Necessary like curling.)