So I'll hide my head in this paper bag, because if I can't see you, then you can't see me.

[mrsfoo]

So I'm back. And really. fucking. TAN. And by tan I mean I look half black. (Or at least mexican.) It's kind of really funny how tan I got because of how pasty I was before I left. Like ghost, milk, almost-see-through-me white

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CAPS LOCK, YOU WERE MY FIRST LOVE.

[crunchycereal]

I FORGOT THAT YOU WERE IN FLORIDA (SORRAY) BUT THEN REMEMBERED AND WAS LIKE HEY WHAT A REALLY CREEPY COINCIDENCE CAUSE I'M GOING TO FLORIDA ON SUNDAY.

ALSO HOUSE IS IN MY TOP THREE FAVORITE TV SHOWS CAUSE IT'S WONDERFUL. ALSO MAYBE I THINK HE'S SORTA HOT CAUSE SECRETLY HE'S BRITISH AND ALSO THAT AUSSIE DUDE DOESN'T HURT TO LOOK AT. GEEEZE AND THE CRAZIES THEY GET IN THERE.

I COULD GO ON BUT THIS IS A LOT OF CAPS LOCKING FOR JUST ONE COMMENT.
IT MAKES EVERYTHING I WRITE LOOK REAL IMPORTANT. BUT DUH. IT IS.

P.S. MAYBE YOU THINK I AM HIGH BUT TRUST ME THIS EXCITEMENT IS GENUINE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T DONE IT IN LITERALLY ONES OF DAYS.

Re: Second love, of course, were the drugs.

[mrsfoo]

florida is fun. except that the mosqiutos are ginormous.

house is hot. Well, more sexy than good looking, but whatever. And duuuuuude. Aussie is so fucking pretty. I just want to put him in my pocket and never let him out except to oggle his prettiness.

Caps locking is a art form. Glad to see you aren't abusing it. That would be just plain wrong. And of course everything you say is important. That's why the caps locking is funny, because it is unnesscary.

I did for a minute think that you had taken your medicine again, but it's nice to see that it's just good ol' high on life is the only fun being had.

And jeez, I wish it had only been ones of days since my last... er, medicating. But I am too lazy/cheap to buy anything. I more just wait until I can mooch it off of other people. A very undependable system, but I find it works in my favour. Especially is Crockett-land.

herbz

[crunchycereal]

reefer is about all i have done this summer
seriously. there was a time (all of a few days ago) where it happened everyday sometimes more than once a day. wha ha ha.
one of these days we'll get together and bake ourselves high.

doesn't peaches come first?

[mrsfoo]

Ahhh... good times good times.

Not all of ones days ago? What a pity. And jesus, that's a lot of grass. Mexico must really like you right now (As in, you've helped several people illegally cross the border already with your sizeable contribution).

I know I'm looking forward to it. Baked like some goddamn brownies.

[screaming_mimie]

hey, you're not dead.

that's good to know, because i have some gravy stories to share and without you, they would have been wasted on non-lovers.

so, the tan... pork gravy? chicken? perhaps, turkey? be more specific.

[mrsfoo]

not for lack of the mosquitos trying, no.

ooo! gravy stories! I'm quivering with anticipation.

hmm... maybe turkey. I'm not sure what the color variance is for pork gravy, but it's definitely not chicken. Yep, I've become dark meat.

[venus___in_furs]

lolz. I look quite mexican as well ;p

zomg don't tell me about those crazy guy-friends!!! I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE CUZ THEY WANT SEX AND ALL THAT ISH WHEN BOTH OF YOU ARE DRUNK... eeefff...

[mrsfoo]

lol... at least you don't live 2 hours away from dear mexico... :/

I KNOW! WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF THEM?

And no, you don't sound bitter at all, darling. :)))

[venus___in_furs]

mexico is teh!great. I never was there. in fact I never was on any other continent except europe and asia... poor me.
but mexico is one of the places I have to see ;____;

lol boys really annoy me ^____^

[mrsfoo]

eh. It's okay if you go there for the history/culture and/or cheap Tequila, but it's in really bad shape right now. Touristy spots have about 1000x better quality of life than the rest of the country.

lol, me too. If only they weren't so dang cute...