So I went outside to smoke...
...and I saw *two* bugs FUCKING. And I was like damn, my sex life is non existant at this moment! *sob*
In other news...
I went out to dinner with my mom, we went to Applebees. My mom was like rolling her eyes because the waitress was hitting on me a lot. I dunno if I'm the only guy this happens to regularly, but waitresses just love to flirt with me. Anyways, we had a good relaxing time as we always do. My mom's so cool. Now my dad - bleh - I'll get to him some other time...
[re-entering the void]
In other news...
I went out to dinner with my mom, we went to Applebees. My mom was like rolling her eyes because the waitress was hitting on me a lot. I dunno if I'm the only guy this happens to regularly, but waitresses just love to flirt with me. Anyways, we had a good relaxing time as we always do. My mom's so cool. Now my dad - bleh - I'll get to him some other time...
[re-entering the void]