quick check-in from Snotty Chickenbiscuits
I was reminded of the comedy genius of Dave Pilkey on Saturday when I
cleaned up the piles of books on my side of the bed and found my
Captain Underpants book... then saw this post in a fellow stepmum
blog and thought I ought to put it here for easy reference for the work
days to come**...also I think it has been a bit Yankified (Oprah and
tushie ain't common Brit-speak) but p'raps I mis-remember..,
"Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... "
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p =doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f =barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f=breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l=brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r= buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w =squirt x = humperdinck y =brains z = juice
**I had the first of many stressful work days today. But I won't say more lest I get fired like a certain nasty bookstore did to this guy
"Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... "
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p =doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f =barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f=breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l=brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r= buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w =squirt x = humperdinck y =brains z = juice
**I had the first of many stressful work days today. But I won't say more lest I get fired like a certain nasty bookstore did to this guy