I just wanna ride my mooooootorcycle

[mrsdooflocker]

So there we were, in the middle of the fiercest, most ravaging river ever to be traveled by man. Our boat was seasoned by frequent jagged rocks stained brown with blood. The constant droning of Cap'n Scrote was a plague to our ears. The only way to keep your sanity was to try to count the scars on josh's shins. Falling out of your boat was almost always instant death, if you were lucky. As we entered the most dangerous part of our journey, we said a group prayer for safety. Just then, we crashed into the largest stone I've ever seen, and poor chris was flung ten feet into the air before crashing into the water right behind another boat. Desperately trying to save himself, he grabbed onto the closest person he could: Mr. Violent. As if struck by lightning, Violent let out a shriek of rage, enstilling us with pure terror. In one swift motion Violent cracked his oar onto chris's head while throwing him towards our boat. As the blood spattered out of the hole in his head, Violent just laughed and pointed his boat onwards. Chris's life was narrowly saved by a courageous Michael Ingmanson who threw himself onto our boat to patch up chris's wound. Chris would never be the same again...

And then Mr. Behmke peed on his car in a traffic jam in Queens. Haha, good times.

Mike Fonda is an 80's guy. mesh tank tops all the way, man!

If you're ever in NYC, turn to radio station 89.9, trust me, it's awesome. Some indian guy going "boyoyoyoyIIIE!" haha, nice

And then the next day, Nick Williams got bit by a turkey.

The end.

Quote of the day: "All americans are gay-Bilbo Baggins" I wrote that in Hurley's yearbook