pastry chef
i've decided that i want to become a pastry chef for a living! i'm going to make donuts for krispy kreme i think. that would be so hott, ohh man. i could cry into the donut batter and make a special batch of emo donuts. i'd only feed them to really cool people. and posers would get gross donuts with spit in them. Etv will also be great. i'm looking for applicants for veejays and show hosts and such. maybe once Etv is up and running conor oberst will come on for an interview. after the interview he can take me back stage and make love to me.