A Very Big House in the Country? RP with finallymadeit

[mrscarlyking]

Carly woke up with the maid banging on the door. She took the chair from under the handle, politely told the guy to get lost, and then poked her still-sleeping husband in the ribs.

"Oi, tiger! We're going to buy a house."

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[finallymadeit]

"Awesome," Ryan mumbled from his cozy place buried under most of the covers, as well as three pillows. "Let's do it tomorrow." Then he slowly tried to pull her back to bed.

[mrscarlyking]

Carly put her hands on her hips.

"If you don't get up right now, we're getting divorced."

[finallymadeit]

He lingers for a moment, then tosses the blankets aside. "That was quick. Which house are we buying?"

[mrscarlyking]

"A big one," she says automatically, and slaps his ass.

"Get in the shower and we'll talk size."

[finallymadeit]

There's a bit of a yelp, then he rolls out of bed, completely au natural, then blinks out the open window. "Hmmm. Nice day."

[mrscarlyking]

And Carly rolls back into bed. "Shower. Now."

[finallymadeit]

"All by myself? I'll drown." He'll hug himself and shiver for effect.

[mrscarlyking]

"No sex until you've bought me a house."

And she disappears under the covers.

[finallymadeit]

After staring at the lump of covers for a moment, he'll grumble and stalk off to the bathroom, muttering about "blackmail" and "unfair" and "spousal abuse".

In ten or so minutes, he comes back, toweling his hair. "What sort of house?"

[mrscarlyking]

The covers twitch and turn a satisfying shade of red.

"A big house. With...rooms and stuff."

[finallymadeit]

"Okaaaay." He'll toss the towel onto the chair and sloooowly slip under the covers. "That eliminates all the small houses, and the ones that don't have rooms."

[mrscarlyking]

She aims a slap in his direction and transports herself to the bathroom, vaguely upright.

"Me have shower. You think."

[finallymadeit]

"Stupid dumb teleportation stupidness..." Ryan mutters and curls up under the covers, leaving a wet splotch on the pillow.

"...what about a farmhouse?! I like cows!" he bellows in the direction of the kitchen.

[mrscarlyking]

"I'll just chase them!" she yells back, washing her hair in the vanilla stuff, which has almost run out.

"You need to buy me more stuff!"

[finallymadeit]

"Oh. How about sheep? ...no, sheep are stupid."

Oh noes, not the vanilla stuff! "Right now?"

[mrscarlyking]

"I chase those too."

Carly finishes up in the shower and walks into the bedroom - towels are for lesser mortals. "Right now, you need to buy me a house."