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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I gave pimptress_annie a kidney (1000 points). In October I punched my_eiffel_tower in the arm (-10 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sbowers (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to getinmyellie in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3786 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mrscabbagepatch