long time, no update
well hey there. i hope you all had a wonderful spring break and i would tell you all about mine but who really wants to know and it would probably sound something like this. "laid out in the sun, went out to eat. repeat." but it was still fun nonetheless
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YOUR DOG LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WENT OUT TO LOOSEN THEIR SOILD WITH AN ELECTRIC TILLER AND ACCIDENTALLY RAN OVER YOUR PENNY (WHO I HAPPENED TO HAVE BURIED ALIVE)
i do not understand how you could like something like that.
but since we're on the list thing, i'll make one of why penny is bad
- she snots all over you
- she's ugly
- if you squeeze too hard, her eyes will pop out
- she walks with a gimp
- she only drinks freaking dasani water
- she does not know how to listen (or was never trained)
- you won't cut her nails so it always sounds like Dorothy on steroids is entering the kitchen
- the way she always whines to come sit up on the couch when we're watching a movie
- the fact that her hair gets EVERYWHERE
- those damned eye buggers
- the way that she purrs when you give her a bath (okay, i lied. i think that's hilarious)
- the way that she humps your leg if she doesn't want you to go
- the mere fact that Lucy is way better
okay, all done!
(love you :))
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The staring. She'll just sit there and stare and its one of the most annoying things ive ever experienced.
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