trying to be normal
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later today, i'm going to have my wisdom teeth removed. while they haven't really surfaced yet, we've had a lot of really good times together. so wisdom teeth, this one's for you...
THE STORY OF TWO TEETH:
(my wisdom teeth -- ralph and donna)
once upon a time, i had some wisdom teeth in my mouth. they were pretty fun. they didn't get cavaties like some of my other crappy teeth. they just sat underneith my gums and looked normal.
(we were happy together, my wisdom teeth and i)
but like all good things, our relationship had to end. as it turns out, my wisdom teeth were just trying to bum a free ride. the rest of my mouth couldn't afford to keep them on any longer, so i had to let them go. i was very sad, but it had to be done.
(clearly the best looking teeth i had...)
so i took steroids, got doped up, and let the surgeon do what he had to do.
(it hurt)
but in the end, my wisdom teeth turned out to be just fine.
(they moved into a bottle of liquid...so that's kind of like a pool...)
i, on the other hand, would look like kirstie alley for the next four days.
(oh joy...)